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by limitedbythesky
shag_filthy's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 14% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 04:41:04 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 09:53:26 PM
Alco Money! : $ 277
Guests of Honour
kim_likes_poop is a sexually repressed Liberal Christian. kim_likes_poop drank 1 Aligator Bite, 1 Champagne.
shorty_28 is a spiteful Fundementalist Christian. shorty_28 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
sunny34 is a possessed Buddhist who spends their Sundays running around other farmers fields threatening bemused cattle with golf clubs. sunny34 drank 1 Pernod, 1 Aftershock, 4 Sherrys, 1 Coffee Liqueur.
shag_filthy is a glum Buddhist and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years. shag_filthy drank 9 Vermouths.
a_train66 is a constipated Hindu. a_train66 drank 4 Lagers, 10 Rums, 1 Pilsner.
princess_e_07 is an unhappy Buddhist. princess_e_07 drank 6 Whiskeys.
brooke_vb5 is a sexually repressed Buddhist and the worlds worst would-be bar manager. brooke_vb5 drank 10 Everclears.
dudlbug05 is a lethargic Muslim and a newbie boozer. dudlbug05 drank 1 Vodka, 2 Sambuccas, 1 Red Wine.
brittney_lanae is an animated Muslim and a real tank-head. brittney_lanae drank 4 Rums, 13 Aftershocks, 2 Bloody Marys.
tracideel_08 is an upbeat Buddhist. tracideel_08 drank 4 Brandys, 4 Hot Toddys.
jalisa_danielle is an insecure Taoist. jalisa_danielle decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!
Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night, shag_filthy?
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both shag_filthy and tracideel_08 will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
a_train66 has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
Random Events
Oh the powers of persusasion! brooke_vb5 managed to convince a less than sober a_train66 that the milkman had run away with their dentures. a_train66 began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!
During a game of truth or dare, a_train66 admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!
shag_filthy made violent love with tracideel_08 on top of the television.
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