May 27, 2005 13:34
Yes kids! that’s right! the phantom LJ lurker is back… mainly cuz I wanted to do this thingy, innit.
THREE NAMES I GO BY:
1. Shafter
2. Matt
3. Many other variations of Shahfar e.g. Shaft, Shaftesbury or the all-time classic Shahfari Park
THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD:
1. Drop the pressure
2. All my blood for the sweetness of her laughter
3. Judy Is a Punk
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Tremendous tall-assness
2. I am ridiculously good looking
3. Im not fat….yet
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Big ass clown feet
2. I tend to get horribly sweaty doing everyday tasks
3. Dodgy wee thingy in my wrist (what are you, and what do you want!?!?)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Scottish
2. Iranian
3. Foroe Islands
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Wasps/Bees
2. Feasty’s driving
3. The thought that one day they might stop selling or making Gold Bars (the biscuit) :0
THREE THINGS OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Grub
2. Music
3. Snooze
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Jeans
2. T-shirt
3. Socks
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Rage Against The Machine
2. The Music
3. Led Zeppelin
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Lover, You Should’ve Come Over - Jeff Buckley
2. Bulls On Parade - Rage Against The Machine
3. What’s My Name - Snoop Doggy Dogg
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Banter
3. ....Head (couldn’t resist)
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. My 1st year photo is the worst photo ever
2. I cant get enough of olives
3. I purposefully spent time learning to play Take That - Back For Good on guitar
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Eyes
2. Arse
3. Boobies
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Boozing
2. Watching TV
3. Playing guitar
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Come into a ridiculously massive amount of money
2. Go on holiday with my buddies
3. Drink Irn Bru
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. No
2. Freakin’
3. Idea!
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. USA
2. Australia
3. Japan
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Cleatus
2. Humphrey
3. Shafter Jr.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Be in a successful band
2. Meet ‘that someone’
3. Be happy (not that im not already....u know wot I mean)
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY/GIRL:
1. I own one penis
2. I have delusions about being better at everything than girls
3. im a lazy shite
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Cameron Diaz
2. Elisha Cuthbert (Good call Hep)
3. Abi Titmusss
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Jamsie
2. Big Hughesie
3. Wee Malkie