ratty the muskrat
Once upon a time, shae was driving with kat, and they were in the left turn lane when shae saw something. it was a giant rat, in the middle of the road. and if she went forward, she would hit it. so she put her hazard lights on and ran out in the blizzard to save the giant rat.
she got it in her car, and kat screamed a lot. and the rat bled on shae. then she deduced that it was a muskrat. they then booked it to petsmart in hopes of saving said muskrat.
shae and kat parked in the middle of the middle of the petsmart parking lot with shae's hazard lights on. shae ran in, just after they closed. she screamed, "i have a muskrat emergency!!!" then abby saw her and said, "shae, what the heck are you doing?" and the cashier lady said, "why are you carrying a giant rat!?"
and then, tragically, ratty, the muskrat, died in shae's arms. it was devastating. shae then took him home and buried him in her garden. this actually happened ten minutes ago.
Shae is now going to go wash her bloody jeans and shirt.
the end
ps true story
she got it in her car, and kat screamed a lot. and the rat bled on shae. then she deduced that it was a muskrat. they then booked it to petsmart in hopes of saving said muskrat.
shae and kat parked in the middle of the middle of the petsmart parking lot with shae's hazard lights on. shae ran in, just after they closed. she screamed, "i have a muskrat emergency!!!" then abby saw her and said, "shae, what the heck are you doing?" and the cashier lady said, "why are you carrying a giant rat!?"
and then, tragically, ratty, the muskrat, died in shae's arms. it was devastating. shae then took him home and buried him in her garden. this actually happened ten minutes ago.
Shae is now going to go wash her bloody jeans and shirt.
the end
ps true story