From the Morgan Marshall Files
Currently in my sister's profile
"Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Mirror Lake Jumper-Inner
Ignoring the obvious dangers of hypothermia, you trudge onward and plunge into a 27 degree body of water in the middle of November. Armed only with an abundance of buckeyes around your neck, you are living proof that nothing is unbearable as long as you have a big set of nuts. Splashing around tirelessly, you disregard frigid temperatures and try to warm yourself by incessantly chanting "O-H" and "I-O." Why do you do it they ask? Because no matter how cold it is you're not afraid to show a little school spirit and a pure hatred for those bastards from Michigan. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh Legend of the Lake, because when it comes to the Buckeyes, you're simply NUTS."
Thats right, it was 23 degrees out tonight and that fucking nutjob jumped in Mirror Lake on OSU campus. Further proof that all the Marshalls are crazy about their buckeyes and that true Ohio State fans will do anything anywhere anytime and in any body of water to take the chance to say FUCK MICHIGAN!!! LETS GET IT ON.
"Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Mirror Lake Jumper-Inner
Ignoring the obvious dangers of hypothermia, you trudge onward and plunge into a 27 degree body of water in the middle of November. Armed only with an abundance of buckeyes around your neck, you are living proof that nothing is unbearable as long as you have a big set of nuts. Splashing around tirelessly, you disregard frigid temperatures and try to warm yourself by incessantly chanting "O-H" and "I-O." Why do you do it they ask? Because no matter how cold it is you're not afraid to show a little school spirit and a pure hatred for those bastards from Michigan. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh Legend of the Lake, because when it comes to the Buckeyes, you're simply NUTS."
Thats right, it was 23 degrees out tonight and that fucking nutjob jumped in Mirror Lake on OSU campus. Further proof that all the Marshalls are crazy about their buckeyes and that true Ohio State fans will do anything anywhere anytime and in any body of water to take the chance to say FUCK MICHIGAN!!! LETS GET IT ON.