In an attempt to revitalize my use of my livejournal, and in an attempt to be sent directly to hell that much faster, I've decided to name A "Douchebag of the Week" every week.
For all of you kids out there, live your lives with a purpose. And if you can't find a purpose, make that purpose not to end up on Ryan's Douche of the week catalogue.
And *drumroll*
The first ever Ryan Marshall's "Douchebag of the Week" (this one is sending me to the firey gates for sure)