Get out of my way...
I'm a woman on a warpath. My little sister has been hurt, and I'm not a happy camper. NO ONE says this about my little sister, no matter how hurt they are:
F*** the gifts, I don't want them now
F*** this s***, I can't take it any more
F*** you, you whore, you mean nothing to me now
Sorry. You just don't say that. You could be hurt more than you've ever been hurt, but you don't say that about someone's little sister. I should write a list called "Rules for Dating a Teenage Girl with an Older Sister":
1) I'm her older sister. I can say whatever I want to about her, within reason. That doesn't give you room to say what you think. I know her better than you do.
2) I do have every right to speak my mind. I'm the older sister. You'll just have to get over it.
3) Don't date her because she's "pretty". She actually has a personality and hobbies and stuff like that. She's not shallow.
4) Don't do anything you don't want anyone to know about when you're out with her. She's gonna come home and tell me everything, regardless of what happens.
5) As soon as anything slightly goes wrong in your relationship, I'm the first to find out. So don't think that you can avoid dealing with any situation. I'm gonna make her talk to you about it.
6) Don't use her as your own personal trophy. She's with you because she wants to be with you, not as a status symbol for herself, too.
7) Don't you ever, ever, EVER do ANYTHING to hurt her or her reputation. I will be after you in a skinny minute. I might be a girl, and you might be a guy, but I'm the older sister. I have a fighting gene in me that comes only from being an older sister. I have a car, I'm on a mission, and I know where you live.
I should post this everywhere on the internet, just to scare the pants off of Chris.
Anyway, I've had a great week, but more on that later. Lindsay's starving and is begging me to go eat, so I'm off. I promise I'll get back on later when I'm less pissed off and have more food in my stomach. Lata all!
F*** the gifts, I don't want them now
F*** this s***, I can't take it any more
F*** you, you whore, you mean nothing to me now
Sorry. You just don't say that. You could be hurt more than you've ever been hurt, but you don't say that about someone's little sister. I should write a list called "Rules for Dating a Teenage Girl with an Older Sister":
1) I'm her older sister. I can say whatever I want to about her, within reason. That doesn't give you room to say what you think. I know her better than you do.
2) I do have every right to speak my mind. I'm the older sister. You'll just have to get over it.
3) Don't date her because she's "pretty". She actually has a personality and hobbies and stuff like that. She's not shallow.
4) Don't do anything you don't want anyone to know about when you're out with her. She's gonna come home and tell me everything, regardless of what happens.
5) As soon as anything slightly goes wrong in your relationship, I'm the first to find out. So don't think that you can avoid dealing with any situation. I'm gonna make her talk to you about it.
6) Don't use her as your own personal trophy. She's with you because she wants to be with you, not as a status symbol for herself, too.
7) Don't you ever, ever, EVER do ANYTHING to hurt her or her reputation. I will be after you in a skinny minute. I might be a girl, and you might be a guy, but I'm the older sister. I have a fighting gene in me that comes only from being an older sister. I have a car, I'm on a mission, and I know where you live.
I should post this everywhere on the internet, just to scare the pants off of Chris.
Anyway, I've had a great week, but more on that later. Lindsay's starving and is begging me to go eat, so I'm off. I promise I'll get back on later when I'm less pissed off and have more food in my stomach. Lata all!