Okay, let's get this straight

[shadylily]

Things My Dog is NOT Allowed to Pick-Up During Her Walks

1. Crunchy dog poo

2. Crunchy dog poo that she had tried to eat on her previous walk

3. Rotten cherries that had fallen from a tree

4. Crushed bird eggs that had fallen from a tree

5. Dead baby bird covered in ants that had fallen from a tree

6. Empty Trojan condom box

7. Sidewalk chalk

8. Sock

And this is just the list from today. God only knows what she'll find tomorrow.