Happy Holidays... You Bastard
I’m so bored and SO not looking forward to the holidays. I will be grateful for the vacation from school, I’m not going to lie, but spending time with the ‘extended’ family- that’s not tickling my fancy at the moment. I always get so pissed off when they come here. And it’s not even practical first off we all have houses so why can’t they just stay at theirs? Secondly our kitchen is the smallest out of all the other houses so why not have it at someone else’s house. I swear it’s so retarded; I hate being dragged into this shit. I don’t freaking clean up after myself so why the hell should I be cleaning up at like 20 people that I don’t like? It’s bullshit. It’s not even just the fact that I don’t like them but I can’t even be around them all for 20 minutes much less more than 5 hours. They refuse to go home too. It’s like “ok the food is all gone, you can leave too…” they just don’t get the hint- No, I don’t want to talk to you. Just go home! No. I don’t want to watch TV with you! I’m in my room ALONE for a reason! What part of I don’t fucking watch TV don’t you understand? Oh yeah see- they’ve got me cursing. Am I the only one who gets really stressed out on the holidays? Well Christmas I like cuz I only have to spend maybe an hour with them and pretend to like their presents. They don’t know me and they don’t want to know me, you just can’t like people who don’t like you. It’s just not possible, I can be civil but there’s just so much I can do. They don’t make an effort so y should I?
Anyways I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
~Shaney
P.S. I found out that BFF doesn’t mean Best Friends forever. It means But F*cking Friends, who’d thunk huh?
P.P.S.- had the funniest conversation with my friend Matt today at lunch
Me: Matt! get you nuts off the table
Matt: They’re my nuts! I can put them wherever I want.
Me: Well no one wants to see that shit, get it off the table
Matt: you wanna taste my nuts? Cuz I’ll stuff ‘em down your throat if you don’t leave me alone.
Me: Why don’t you just eat them? Get that shit outa my face. You know I don’t like peanuts.
*I thought it was pretty funny, cuz the ppl around us were like “WTF?” it was a good laugh.* And again I say goodbye
~Shaney
Anyways I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
~Shaney
P.S. I found out that BFF doesn’t mean Best Friends forever. It means But F*cking Friends, who’d thunk huh?
P.P.S.- had the funniest conversation with my friend Matt today at lunch
Me: Matt! get you nuts off the table
Matt: They’re my nuts! I can put them wherever I want.
Me: Well no one wants to see that shit, get it off the table
Matt: you wanna taste my nuts? Cuz I’ll stuff ‘em down your throat if you don’t leave me alone.
Me: Why don’t you just eat them? Get that shit outa my face. You know I don’t like peanuts.
*I thought it was pretty funny, cuz the ppl around us were like “WTF?” it was a good laugh.* And again I say goodbye
~Shaney