Dave is a bit slow, and that's okay
that thing, you know? where you google "[your name] is". apparently, a lot of people named dave are as random as i am.
1. DAVE is a Macintosh software solution
2. Dave is an asshat
3. Dave is better at it
4. Dave is on a rigid healing diet based on whole grains, beans, and vegetables from land and sea
5. Dave is by far the most talented musician I have ever seen live
6. Dave is always a class act
7. Dave is an ex-professional bike rider with 35 years experience in the sport
8. Dave is also qualified as a Velodrome Coach
9. Dave is a high profile CSS evangelist
10. Dave is proof that predictable movies with only a marginally original premise can still be tremendous fun
11. Dave is certified as a Master Hypnotist by the National Hypnotism
12. Dave is a little bored
13. DAVE IS SOO SEXY!!
14. DAVE is supported on Linux
15. Dave is a true modern-day shaman
16. Dave is our Digital Eye for the Analog Guy!
17. Dave is also an FBI certified Instructor
18. Dave is offended by an inadvertent "t"
19. Dave is the funniest mo fo out there
20. Dave is number one!
"velodrome" sounds cool. or alternatively, something that lewis carroll came up with.
and one for my real name:
Jennifer is not a criminal
bonus searches!
Marge is a pretty sharp sheep
Mallory is exiled to the isolated clinic in the frozen wilds of Wyoming as a last chance for redemption
Danielle is a Badass
Gen is er fyrst og fremst kennsluvefur í erfðafræði fyrir alla
Sproat is wholly unfit for anything but verbose, voluminous, tiresome correspondence
Feeney is emblematic of this rhetorical arms race
meera is the best! yay! cygnet power!
Katherine is going to kick some serious schneider
Natasha is my best friend and probably the most beautiful ferret in the whole world!
Elizabeth is as indulgent and cathartic as a pint of Häagen-Dazs
Kirstin is eating of tofu recently, and Beorn understands this thing not at all.
1. DAVE is a Macintosh software solution
2. Dave is an asshat
3. Dave is better at it
4. Dave is on a rigid healing diet based on whole grains, beans, and vegetables from land and sea
5. Dave is by far the most talented musician I have ever seen live
6. Dave is always a class act
7. Dave is an ex-professional bike rider with 35 years experience in the sport
8. Dave is also qualified as a Velodrome Coach
9. Dave is a high profile CSS evangelist
10. Dave is proof that predictable movies with only a marginally original premise can still be tremendous fun
11. Dave is certified as a Master Hypnotist by the National Hypnotism
12. Dave is a little bored
13. DAVE IS SOO SEXY!!
14. DAVE is supported on Linux
15. Dave is a true modern-day shaman
16. Dave is our Digital Eye for the Analog Guy!
17. Dave is also an FBI certified Instructor
18. Dave is offended by an inadvertent "t"
19. Dave is the funniest mo fo out there
20. Dave is number one!
"velodrome" sounds cool. or alternatively, something that lewis carroll came up with.
and one for my real name:
Jennifer is not a criminal
bonus searches!
Marge is a pretty sharp sheep
Mallory is exiled to the isolated clinic in the frozen wilds of Wyoming as a last chance for redemption
Danielle is a Badass
Gen is er fyrst og fremst kennsluvefur í erfðafræði fyrir alla
Sproat is wholly unfit for anything but verbose, voluminous, tiresome correspondence
Feeney is emblematic of this rhetorical arms race
meera is the best! yay! cygnet power!
Katherine is going to kick some serious schneider
Natasha is my best friend and probably the most beautiful ferret in the whole world!
Elizabeth is as indulgent and cathartic as a pint of Häagen-Dazs
Kirstin is eating of tofu recently, and Beorn understands this thing not at all.