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Wow, I can't believe I just got this email from my school. Actually, I can believe it. It's just kinda fucked up.
> To CalArts Students, Faculty and Staff,
>
> We have recently learned that someone is coming on campus and
> attempting to sell black tar heroin. This person is described as a
> white male in his early twenties, with dark, short hair and possibly
> facial hair such as a goatee. He is approximately 5’5” and his name is
> Rubin. He drives a white Nissan Maxima.
>
> CalArts is cooperating with local law enforcement in order to remove
> this person from campus, and we are taking extra security precautions.
> If you observe this person on campus, please contact Security
> immediately at extension 2113 or 2114.
>
> Thank you for your assistance.
>
Oh, hello. Heroin? hmmm...
> To CalArts Students, Faculty and Staff,
>
> We have recently learned that someone is coming on campus and
> attempting to sell black tar heroin. This person is described as a
> white male in his early twenties, with dark, short hair and possibly
> facial hair such as a goatee. He is approximately 5’5” and his name is
> Rubin. He drives a white Nissan Maxima.
>
> CalArts is cooperating with local law enforcement in order to remove
> this person from campus, and we are taking extra security precautions.
> If you observe this person on campus, please contact Security
> immediately at extension 2113 or 2114.
>
> Thank you for your assistance.
>
Oh, hello. Heroin? hmmm...