So I was lazy & didn't recap last week so I'm gonna double up on my recaps! Let's get this started
Hawaii Five-O 2.02 Jenna I'm still upset & suspicious of you! Argg really this is supposed to be Steve's love interest..... I'm holding my breath on her. Babysitting really don't be so snotty girl! Blah cults of course its a freaking cult! Hehe she asked how long Steve & Danny have been married! Bye Bye Jenna you never really hit me I wanted to like you but yea you are a traitor so effing you & be gone bitch! Oh Steve the Hawaiian shirt its so lulzy!
Hawaii Five-O 2.03 OMG the opening waterfall scene was just beautiful! Dead body yea *snorts* totally didn't see that coming! Nice shooting Joe! Steve oh BB you looks so good with a gun....wth does it say about me that that totally turns me on? Oh Max how I adore your dorkiness! You bring a smile to my face every time you open your mouth! A SEAL died that's terrible plus its one Joe know I can't imagine how he feels. Oh Danny of course you feel for this poor SEAL who's doing everything he can & still losing his marriage. Ok chick I don't like that judgmental tone about marriage! Oh shit Chin nearly got shot from a trip wire & now a drug bust umm ok. Now we got another dead SEAL from the same team yup totally fishy. Damn that's a scary thought about hacking that info those poor families & those soldiers! Holy shit Steve he has your file! Really we named it after a Beatles song & oh Steve's face. Steve catching that guy in mid air umm yea that's awesome! Oh Danny you're still on about Strawberry Fields & oh kill me now he called Steve the Walrus! Everyone's faces watching that SEAL footage. This really was an emotional episode & Danny oh Danny asking Steve if he really did all that.
The Sing Off- I just really love this show & I want Urban Method to make it all the way.
Glee 2.02 Oh man Glee idk wtf to think about you & Quinn wtf is your deal. Grow the fuck up & I wanna punch your face! Kurt my heart went out to him though no offense I can't see him pulling off playing straight!
Glee2.03 Ok wtf Mercedes your attitude need to go the fuck away! How in the fuck is Rachel the favorite? Everyone treats her like shit & rag on her all the time. Fuck you Finn go away with your fake support that you take away when your popularity is in trouble. Ok so they double cast the role & it's still not good enough for you Mercedes? Kurt oh come on only you can make a change for gays there umm hello remember Rachel is the daughter of 2 gay men but whatever the fuck.
Revenge - Holy shit this show is getting me so hooked..... I can't wait for next week!
Supernatural 2.02 - OK show I love you so very much but omfg you are killing me here with these Cas scenes! OMG Dean your keeping the trench coat???
Why hello again Sheriff Mills how you doing.....oh shit your dr is a monster yea better call Bobby. Sam oh Sammy these visions of Hallucifer are just brutal. Dean save Sammy omg yes tell him to trust you Dean omg this scene..... wait oh come on give me a hug show!!!! BOOBY OH NOES YOUR HOUSE IS ALL BLOWN UP!!! The message holy fuck Dean your message to Bobby you're killing me here. Oh God Sammy wake up & yes carry Dean like he asked!
Supernatural 2.03 - OMG hahaha Dean is watching telenovelas!! Sam god dammit I'm putting a ban on answering how are you feeling with fine! You are not fine!! Bobby you are giving me the heeby jeebies....... *side-eyes Bobby* I'm gonna be watching you since you don't feel right. Sam oh BB I love you but really you brought Dean CAKE instead of PIE??? Sam look at your choices!! Why hello there BB!Sam you are growing up so nicely Colin & I feel like a pedo for noticing. Holy hell the girl they got blaming the younger version of Jewel's character is gorgeous! Sam nonono stop with the sneaking around me no likey! Sam you stole the Impala Dean is gonna kill you! A kitsune I like this monster. OMG she killed her mom to save Sam & holy fuck she's only killed again to save her son. Umm hello again Dean but damn Sam's brain is all scrambled is punching him in the face really a great idea? Aww Sam you told Dean everything & Dean your feeling shady......... & shady feeling was right don't kill her Dean you promised Sam! OMG he killed & oh holy fuck her kid saw the whole thing. I don't like this one bit. Dean you complained about saying & promising you one thing then doing the opposite & now you're doing it?
Do you remember what double standards did the last time? I don't hate Dean I just really disapprove of his actions. That's John thinking right there & umm hello thats what got Adam killed in the first place remember revenge for John killing the parents. Seriously Dean