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lessons learned:
do not, for any reason, call every person in your phone book after having consumed mass amounts of alcohol.
don't consume mass amounts of alcohol, period, as you will most likely spend your morning barfing your brains out.
do not agree to anything seeminly risky while drunk.
do not text people while drunk, especially people that = trouble.
do not use the bathroom alone in a college dorm while intoxicated as you may run the risk of blacking out, slamming your head on the toilet seat and acquiring a black eye.
don't ask sketchy guys for something to mix drinks with.
and lastly, do not eat mass amounts of food to try and sober yourself up, as it will only make you more sick.
overall, i'd say i had a pretty fucking ridiculous night.
i'm glad i didn't get raped. it was close though.