The santa meme!
Again, chucked under a cut, but go on and go past it, they're funny!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April julian_wilbury and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole grackene's purse (30 points). In August I bought porn for lightningeclips (10 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-92 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I gave frankincensy a kidney (1000 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, icelightning (-5000 points). In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I gave auto_001 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March kyussinchains and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4694 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave elfgirlmchan a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In September I gave motemeal a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I helped kyussinchains across the street (6 points). In April I bought porn for julian_wilbury (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-21 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
That should do for now . . .
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April julian_wilbury and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole grackene's purse (30 points). In August I bought porn for lightningeclips (10 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-92 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I gave frankincensy a kidney (1000 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, icelightning (-5000 points). In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I gave auto_001 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March kyussinchains and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4694 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave elfgirlmchan a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In September I gave motemeal a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I helped kyussinchains across the street (6 points). In April I bought porn for julian_wilbury (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-21 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
shadowwolf75
That should do for now . . .