Grr

May 19, 2007 14:23

There is a reason I don't fix food in front of other people. I know I'm weird because I want the bread to line up exactly on my sandwiches. I'm aware that I'm silly because I only eat one thing at a time. I'm not like other people who simply cram food in their mouth. So leave me be.

For similar reasons I won't clean with other people in the house. I entertain myself and carry on a conversation with myself, down to odd accents and other random goofy shit.

Stop giving those disapproving looks because I'll just start throwing things at you when I get tired of them. And I have a lot of sharp things to throw.

cleaning, food, housework, me=dork

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