So, the other day my wife and I went to
CostCo with my son and mother-in-law.
When we got there, it began to rain. Not too hard, but certainly enough to clean the windshield (which, admittedly, needed it).
Not interested in being wet or cold, I put my trench coat on before I put on the baby sling. The way I figure it, she carried the baby constantly for nine months; it's my turn.
My trench coat is, of course, black leather.
The wife assures me I did not look totally ridiculous.