Update
Ok. I've gotten past the point of utter wallowing in self-pity and hatred (self or otherwise) that I was at on Wednesday. I'm still contemplating leaving and never coming back to this oh-so-charming place more strongly than I ever have before (to the point that I'm seriously considering refusing to go to Bond Falls this afternoon like I had planned so as to remove the temptation to drive to Seattle), but that's better than I was on Wednesday. Thanks for the feedback from people.