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In the honor's institute:
"OH SWEET! I get to use a coloring book next semester!"
"Wow. Speaking of blow-off classes, I'm jealous. What the hell are you using a coloring book in?"
"Anatomy and Physiology I."
"Oh, Jesus. Nevermind."
"Bah. You know you're going to be jealous as hell when you're over there typing up another boring research paper and I'm at the table with my crayons!"
"So, wait, you took BIOL I, then, right?"
"Yup."
"Maybe you can help us, I don't really understand Meiosis and I have a final in a couple hours."
"Oh, okay, so, you unzip the male's genes, and then you unzip the female's genes, and then they come together and make babies!"
(laughter from everyone else in the room)
"Seriously, I have a final in two hours..."
"Awww...fine."
Finals week sure does drain the humor out of people quickly...
"OH SWEET! I get to use a coloring book next semester!"
"Wow. Speaking of blow-off classes, I'm jealous. What the hell are you using a coloring book in?"
"Anatomy and Physiology I."
"Oh, Jesus. Nevermind."
"Bah. You know you're going to be jealous as hell when you're over there typing up another boring research paper and I'm at the table with my crayons!"
"So, wait, you took BIOL I, then, right?"
"Yup."
"Maybe you can help us, I don't really understand Meiosis and I have a final in a couple hours."
"Oh, okay, so, you unzip the male's genes, and then you unzip the female's genes, and then they come together and make babies!"
(laughter from everyone else in the room)
"Seriously, I have a final in two hours..."
"Awww...fine."
Finals week sure does drain the humor out of people quickly...