Posting plans and bread making
I am nearly incapable of doing anything reliably unless I have some sort of schedule set out in my head. If there is something that needs to get done but has no set date by which it should be completed it will never happen. Ever. So I make plans. I figure at least its good training as a super villain; after all, if I never make any nefarious plots with building schematics and diagrams that let the hero know where to burst in and stop things, the world is doomed to rule itself. Or, rather, doomed to be controlled by multiple other people that have large amounts of money , weapons, and impressionable young people.
Take bread making for example. First the yeast must be fed and allowed to sit for about 8 hours, then the dough must be made, it must rise for 12 hours, be shaped and rise again for another 5 hours before being thrown into the sacrificial volcano. Last week, I decided to make bread. This morning I decided to make a plan. By noon the yeast was fed, and even now the dough is expanding in my oven. Soon the next phase in my dominion over the earth will be assured. (If any of you have seen "I Love Lucy" and recall the episode where her bread expanded from the oven and pinned her against the kitchen wall, picture this happening tomorrow morning when I go to shape loaves).
In conclusion, I have made a plan for my LJ. Mondays (Tuesday at the latest) I will post something of mine, either a blog, meme, story, or a photographic sequence of the construction of my improbability ray. It might be new or it might be something I wrote/drew in the past and decided was worth being lazy sharing. Fridays I will recommend something someone else did which I find neat. I will also post random updates when there is a solar eclipse coinciding with Pluto being closer to the sun than Neptune and an albino chicken heralds the sun's return by crowing three times while spinning clockwise in a circle.
Take bread making for example. First the yeast must be fed and allowed to sit for about 8 hours, then the dough must be made, it must rise for 12 hours, be shaped and rise again for another 5 hours before being thrown into the sacrificial volcano. Last week, I decided to make bread. This morning I decided to make a plan. By noon the yeast was fed, and even now the dough is expanding in my oven. Soon the next phase in my dominion over the earth will be assured. (If any of you have seen "I Love Lucy" and recall the episode where her bread expanded from the oven and pinned her against the kitchen wall, picture this happening tomorrow morning when I go to shape loaves).
In conclusion, I have made a plan for my LJ. Mondays (Tuesday at the latest) I will post something of mine, either a blog, meme, story, or a photographic sequence of the construction of my improbability ray. It might be new or it might be something I wrote/drew in the past and decided was worth being lazy sharing. Fridays I will recommend something someone else did which I find neat. I will also post random updates when there is a solar eclipse coinciding with Pluto being closer to the sun than Neptune and an albino chicken heralds the sun's return by crowing three times while spinning clockwise in a circle.