Torture Worthy of a Mord'Sith
I am speaking, of course, about Vacation Photos.
The digital age is the worst thing that has ever happened to man. Sure its got neat gadgets and gizmos; I've got LJ and MMOs and e-mail spam. But when confined to the data storage capacities of a roll of film, 75 Vacation Photos (3 rolls) was about the limit for a six day trip. And, oh dear god, videos. 20 mins worth of videos alone.
I tried mouthing 'save me' to the dog but she ignored me. Bitch. I folded an origami fortuneteller (see, elementary school did teach me something!) but every result I got was 'no escape.' Well, except for the one that said I should 'kill them all' ...which is weird, because I didn't have pen to write the fortunes with.
But I took it. By the second hour (the time I'm not exaggerating, I swear) I was sobbing and tugging at the straps holding me to the chair. But I took it. Now, if you will excuse me, my Mistress wants me...
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The digital age is the worst thing that has ever happened to man. Sure its got neat gadgets and gizmos; I've got LJ and MMOs and e-mail spam. But when confined to the data storage capacities of a roll of film, 75 Vacation Photos (3 rolls) was about the limit for a six day trip. And, oh dear god, videos. 20 mins worth of videos alone.
I tried mouthing 'save me' to the dog but she ignored me. Bitch. I folded an origami fortuneteller (see, elementary school did teach me something!) but every result I got was 'no escape.' Well, except for the one that said I should 'kill them all' ...which is weird, because I didn't have pen to write the fortunes with.
But I took it. By the second hour (the time I'm not exaggerating, I swear) I was sobbing and tugging at the straps holding me to the chair. But I took it. Now, if you will excuse me, my Mistress wants me...
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