gender stupid
when i hear women saying all men are dogs i want to slap them. when i hear men saying all women are whores i want to slap them. all apples are green dont you know!!! all of them. stupid stupid green apples. stupid disgusting lousy cheating green apples. ffs, you are an idiot, no wonder you have idiotic relationships with idiotic people.
completely unrelatedly, i find myself in an interesting situation. one friend tells me of their experiences with an x and without knowing who they were talking about id have thought the x was an asshole. another friend tells me they still want to hang out with the x but need to prioritize that person over an x, and cant understand what the problem is.
now... all of the views i have of that persons x, that person, and the person who wants to hang out with them both, seem to be very different from the views all of them have. i am not really party to any inside information... and i think the problem is that none of them are either.
and its just like... if i were involved in this at all, id have a hard time balancing things to hang out with any of these three.... but as it is, i am ok at the moment because their groups dont actively overlap... well, cept for next weekend and possibly the forseeable future in a few months time.
hmm.
another unrelated thing is.... male friend, we are all very impressed with your knowledge of female health complaints im sure. asking me loudly in the middle of a bbq if i have thrush to piss me off is not cool. no, i just have a glass of cranberry juice. and thats not how you treat that anyways afaik. dont then correct yourself and start calling the cranberry juice wee juice. its not. its just fricken cranberry juice. out of a choice of orange, pinapple and apple, the first is acidic and going to give me heartburn, the second is acidic and going to give me heartburn, the third tastes disgusting, and cranberry juice... is anti-acidic, my stomach is over acidic, its pretty much the only choice there is if i dont want to scald myself with my own stomach acids in two hours time. you following me around announcing wee juice! and saying i have pee problems to everyone is not making me fond of you. at all. firstly i dont, and grow up. secondly, if i did, id be very tempted to smack you for being such a dick.
A
Have you ever tried archery?: once as a kid for like 3 mins. i like it
Were you paid an allowance?: if i did chores
Do you like the name Abigail or Andrew better than your own name?: nope
Have you ever had to go to anger management?: no
Do you seek other's approval?: not unless im unsure
Do you like the song All-American Girl by Carrie Underwood?: what
Do you like Andy Samberg or Alicia Keys?: what
Have you seen the movie Aristocats?: mao
Have you ever used a guitar amp?: mhm
Have you ever drank a full Amp energy drink?: nope
Have you ever had an ant infestation in your house?: mhm
Is art your favorite school subject?: yus
Do you like apples?: /deathgod
Do you like anchovies?: mhm
B
Do you like bananas?: mhm
Did you play basketball in school?: nope.
Have you ever been to a Major-League Baseball Game?: no
If you're a girl, do you wear a B-Cup?: yno
Is your favorite color blue?: no
Have you drank alcohol at a bar?: yup
Would you rather live in Boise, ID than where you currently live?: no
Do you or have you ever worn braces?: nope
Are you black?: only my ass
Do you have black hair?: yes
Are you older than thirty-five?: not yeeeeeet
Do you like writing?: mhm
Are you shorter than 5-feet?: no
Do you like beer out of a bottle rather than a can?: meh
C
Do you like corn on the cob?: yes
Do you like cottage cheese?: yes
Do you have children?: no
Do you fill out a bracket for March Madness basketball?: no
Do you have a white dog or a dog with white on it?: no
Do you believe in God?: not like that
Do you like the movie Casper?: nope
Have you seen the movie Four Christmases?: no
Have you ever done cocaine?: no
Did you go to college?: mhm
Did you take choir in school?: nope
Do you like cauliflower?: O:
Do you like celery?: ew
Do you like Chris Rock or Celine Dion?: meh
D
Have you ever been drunk?: yus
Are you sarcastic?: :/
Have you ever been in danger of death?: daily
Have you been to more than three funerals?: 0
Do you do illegal drugs?: no
Do you take prescription drugs?: no
Do you drink 3 times a week? (Alcohol): no
Do you have a dog?: no
Do you have diabetes?: not afaik
Did you get more than 10 Ds in school?: meh
Have you ever had a detention?: yus
Can you dribble a basketball well?: *shrugs*
Can you drive?: no
E
Do you like eggs?: scrambled. they dont like me
Do you like the name Ebony or Edward better than your own name?: neither. but id rather a kid be ebony
Do you like eagles?: sure
Do you eat a lot?: i can
Would you rather vacation to Egypt than New York?: yus
Do you believe that there is more evil in the world than good?: this place is a shit place
Do you believe in elves?: no
Do you have your ears pierced?: mhm
Do you want to be an engineer?: no
Would you name your dog Echo?: no
Do you ever purposely try to act random to be cool?: nope
Do you like espresso?: no
Do you like eggplant?: not exactly its ok
Did you vote in the last presidential election?: nope
F
Are you fearless?: semi
Do you wish your name was Felicia or Freddy?: no
Do you like lighting fireworks?: hmm
Have you ever been fired?: no
Do you like fruits more than vegetables?: yus
Do you like fish more than meat?: no
Do you have more friends than enemies?: sure
Did you watch the show Friends?: nope
Do you watch Family Guy?: no
Have you ever seen a wild fox?: yes
Have you ever seen a wild flamingo?: nope
G
Do you believe in ghosts?: nope
Did you get good grades?: meh
Are you graceful?: nooooooope
Do you greet someone you know if you see them in public?: mhm
Do you have a garden?: no
Do you have anything in your room that is glow-in-the-dark?: spray paint
Do you wear lip gloss?: no
Do you have a globe in your home?: no
Have you ever worked at a grocery store?: no
H
Have you ever been high?: no
Have you ever been in a heat wave?: yeah
Have you ever been in a state while a hurricane was going through it?: no
Do you own a pair of high heels?: no
Have you ever had a heart attack?: no
Are you currently happy?: no
Have you played hide-and-seek in the last year?: no
Have you been in the John Hancock building in Chicago?: no
Have you stayed in a Hilton hotel?: nope
Have you ever hacked something?: with a saw
Is your favorite school subject History?: no
Have you watched Hannah Montana?: no
Do you like Hilary Clinton or Harrison Ford?: no
Have you ever drawn your own Hopscotch?: yus
I
Do you like ICEEs better than regular slushies?: no
Have you ever been an intern?: no
Do you currently have an illness?: nope
Have you ever played iSpy?: herpderp
Do you like iguanas?: meh
Do you wish you lived in Idaho?: no
Do you own anything made of Ivory?: no
Do you know your IQ?: no
Do your write with ink or graphite?: ink
Have you ever met an Indian? (Native American): yeah
You would rather vacation in Iceland than Miami?: yeeeeeeees!
Do you wish your name was Isla or Iman?: no
Have you ever seen icicles three feet long on your house?: not mine
J
Are you Jewish?: no
Do you believe Jesus is the son of God?: according to jesus, everyone is.
Have you eaten at Jack-in-the-Box?: no
Do you have more jeans than sweatpants?: yes
Do you wish your name was Jill or John?: no
Have you seen the movie Jurassic Park?: yeah
Have you ever been to jail?: no
Do you know someone named Josh?: sorta
How about someone named Josephine?: no
Do you like Janet Jackson or Jack Nicholson?: nope
Can you jump more than five feet?: no
Can you jump a car's battery?: probably not
Are you wearing jeans?: no
Is princess Jasmine your favorite Disney princess?: nope
K
Do you like Kool-Aid?: never had it
Do you wish your name was Kyle or Kylie?: no
Do you like Kristen Stewart or Kim Kardashian?: no
Do you like Kix?: ehat
Do you like Kashi?: what
Do you know how to knit?: used to
Have you ever kicked someone hard enough to bruise?: of course
Do you remember your first kiss?: ew
Do you know karate?: no
Do you like champagne?: its ok
Do you have tourettes?: no
Are you blonde?: no
Are you kindhearted?: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
L
Are you lonely right now?: no
Do you wish your name was LeAnn or Lee?: no
Do you like Lindsay Lohan?: who
Do you like People's Court shows?: no
Do you want to be a lawyer?: no
Have you ever been in a lawsuit?: no
Do you like lollipops more than popsicles?: uhhhhh
Have you ever eaten liver?: yus
Have you ever had a pet lizard?: no
Have you been spit on by a llama?: no
Are you lazy?: yeah
Have you been locked somewhere, unsure how to get out?: mhm
Did someone ever break-in to your locker in school?: no lockers
Have you been in love?: mhm
M
Are you afraid of mice?: nope
Do you know how to light a match?: herpderp
Are you a miss?: kinda want to get a doctorate so i can correct people when they say miss or missus and tell them its doctor
Do you wish your name was Mandy or Melvin?: nope
Do you like Miley Cyrus?: who
Do you like Michael Jackson?: meh
Do you like meat?: yeah
Do you wish you lived in Michigan?: no
Would you rather live in Minnesota than California?: eh
Do you like Mickey Mouse more than Donald Duck?: blah
Do you take big mouthfuls?: of what exactly
Do you like what you see in the mirror?: meh
Do you list mist more than sunshine?: hmmmmmmm
Do you like McCain more than Obama?: who
N
Are you nosy?: curious
Do you wish your name was Nadia or Nathan?: no
Do you wish you lived in North Carolina?: no
Do you wish you lived in North Dakota?: no
Are you nice?: nope. i have confused morals.
Are you naughty?: sorta
Do you like nachos?: sure
Are you allergic to nuts?: no
Do you have neat handwriting?: nope
Have you ever had lice?: our school had an infestation... rumour was that the teachers had them and didnt get rid of them
Are you addicted to nicotine?: no
Have you seen the Nile River in person?: who
Have you held a bird's nest?: no
Do you like novels?: hmm
O
Do you like Obama more than McCain?: who
Is your favorite color orange?: no
Have you seen an Orangutan in person?: no
Do you have olive oil in your home?: no
Have you eaten an oyster?: yeah
Are you older than your best friend?: yes
Is your birth year odd?: yeah, in an even way
Are you emo?: no
Do you have blue eyes?: nope
Do you dye your hair?: nope
Do you wish you had a band?: yes
Do you play guitar?: no
Are you 5 foot 2?: no
Do you wear lots of black?: uuuhhh
P
Do you wish you were a princess?: meh
Do you like Paris Hilton?: no
Do you wish your name was Penny or Patrick?: no
Do you like Peter Griffin?: no
Do you like politics?: no
Do you like Patrick Swayze?: no
Have you taken a pill in the last 24 hours?: paracetamol
Do you want to be a pediatrician?: no
Do you know how to pedal a bike?: yeah
Do you have any money in any of your pockets?: no
Do you go to church?: no
Have you had a broken bone?: no
Are you on a desktop?: yeah
Are you NOT on a Mac computer?: no
Q
Do you have a quilt on your bed?: no
Does your country have a queen?: mhm
Do you like these questions?: nope. infact... fuck this.
completely unrelatedly, i find myself in an interesting situation. one friend tells me of their experiences with an x and without knowing who they were talking about id have thought the x was an asshole. another friend tells me they still want to hang out with the x but need to prioritize that person over an x, and cant understand what the problem is.
now... all of the views i have of that persons x, that person, and the person who wants to hang out with them both, seem to be very different from the views all of them have. i am not really party to any inside information... and i think the problem is that none of them are either.
and its just like... if i were involved in this at all, id have a hard time balancing things to hang out with any of these three.... but as it is, i am ok at the moment because their groups dont actively overlap... well, cept for next weekend and possibly the forseeable future in a few months time.
hmm.
another unrelated thing is.... male friend, we are all very impressed with your knowledge of female health complaints im sure. asking me loudly in the middle of a bbq if i have thrush to piss me off is not cool. no, i just have a glass of cranberry juice. and thats not how you treat that anyways afaik. dont then correct yourself and start calling the cranberry juice wee juice. its not. its just fricken cranberry juice. out of a choice of orange, pinapple and apple, the first is acidic and going to give me heartburn, the second is acidic and going to give me heartburn, the third tastes disgusting, and cranberry juice... is anti-acidic, my stomach is over acidic, its pretty much the only choice there is if i dont want to scald myself with my own stomach acids in two hours time. you following me around announcing wee juice! and saying i have pee problems to everyone is not making me fond of you. at all. firstly i dont, and grow up. secondly, if i did, id be very tempted to smack you for being such a dick.
A
Have you ever tried archery?: once as a kid for like 3 mins. i like it
Were you paid an allowance?: if i did chores
Do you like the name Abigail or Andrew better than your own name?: nope
Have you ever had to go to anger management?: no
Do you seek other's approval?: not unless im unsure
Do you like the song All-American Girl by Carrie Underwood?: what
Do you like Andy Samberg or Alicia Keys?: what
Have you seen the movie Aristocats?: mao
Have you ever used a guitar amp?: mhm
Have you ever drank a full Amp energy drink?: nope
Have you ever had an ant infestation in your house?: mhm
Is art your favorite school subject?: yus
Do you like apples?: /deathgod
Do you like anchovies?: mhm
B
Do you like bananas?: mhm
Did you play basketball in school?: nope.
Have you ever been to a Major-League Baseball Game?: no
If you're a girl, do you wear a B-Cup?: yno
Is your favorite color blue?: no
Have you drank alcohol at a bar?: yup
Would you rather live in Boise, ID than where you currently live?: no
Do you or have you ever worn braces?: nope
Are you black?: only my ass
Do you have black hair?: yes
Are you older than thirty-five?: not yeeeeeet
Do you like writing?: mhm
Are you shorter than 5-feet?: no
Do you like beer out of a bottle rather than a can?: meh
C
Do you like corn on the cob?: yes
Do you like cottage cheese?: yes
Do you have children?: no
Do you fill out a bracket for March Madness basketball?: no
Do you have a white dog or a dog with white on it?: no
Do you believe in God?: not like that
Do you like the movie Casper?: nope
Have you seen the movie Four Christmases?: no
Have you ever done cocaine?: no
Did you go to college?: mhm
Did you take choir in school?: nope
Do you like cauliflower?: O:
Do you like celery?: ew
Do you like Chris Rock or Celine Dion?: meh
D
Have you ever been drunk?: yus
Are you sarcastic?: :/
Have you ever been in danger of death?: daily
Have you been to more than three funerals?: 0
Do you do illegal drugs?: no
Do you take prescription drugs?: no
Do you drink 3 times a week? (Alcohol): no
Do you have a dog?: no
Do you have diabetes?: not afaik
Did you get more than 10 Ds in school?: meh
Have you ever had a detention?: yus
Can you dribble a basketball well?: *shrugs*
Can you drive?: no
E
Do you like eggs?: scrambled. they dont like me
Do you like the name Ebony or Edward better than your own name?: neither. but id rather a kid be ebony
Do you like eagles?: sure
Do you eat a lot?: i can
Would you rather vacation to Egypt than New York?: yus
Do you believe that there is more evil in the world than good?: this place is a shit place
Do you believe in elves?: no
Do you have your ears pierced?: mhm
Do you want to be an engineer?: no
Would you name your dog Echo?: no
Do you ever purposely try to act random to be cool?: nope
Do you like espresso?: no
Do you like eggplant?: not exactly its ok
Did you vote in the last presidential election?: nope
F
Are you fearless?: semi
Do you wish your name was Felicia or Freddy?: no
Do you like lighting fireworks?: hmm
Have you ever been fired?: no
Do you like fruits more than vegetables?: yus
Do you like fish more than meat?: no
Do you have more friends than enemies?: sure
Did you watch the show Friends?: nope
Do you watch Family Guy?: no
Have you ever seen a wild fox?: yes
Have you ever seen a wild flamingo?: nope
G
Do you believe in ghosts?: nope
Did you get good grades?: meh
Are you graceful?: nooooooope
Do you greet someone you know if you see them in public?: mhm
Do you have a garden?: no
Do you have anything in your room that is glow-in-the-dark?: spray paint
Do you wear lip gloss?: no
Do you have a globe in your home?: no
Have you ever worked at a grocery store?: no
H
Have you ever been high?: no
Have you ever been in a heat wave?: yeah
Have you ever been in a state while a hurricane was going through it?: no
Do you own a pair of high heels?: no
Have you ever had a heart attack?: no
Are you currently happy?: no
Have you played hide-and-seek in the last year?: no
Have you been in the John Hancock building in Chicago?: no
Have you stayed in a Hilton hotel?: nope
Have you ever hacked something?: with a saw
Is your favorite school subject History?: no
Have you watched Hannah Montana?: no
Do you like Hilary Clinton or Harrison Ford?: no
Have you ever drawn your own Hopscotch?: yus
I
Do you like ICEEs better than regular slushies?: no
Have you ever been an intern?: no
Do you currently have an illness?: nope
Have you ever played iSpy?: herpderp
Do you like iguanas?: meh
Do you wish you lived in Idaho?: no
Do you own anything made of Ivory?: no
Do you know your IQ?: no
Do your write with ink or graphite?: ink
Have you ever met an Indian? (Native American): yeah
You would rather vacation in Iceland than Miami?: yeeeeeeees!
Do you wish your name was Isla or Iman?: no
Have you ever seen icicles three feet long on your house?: not mine
J
Are you Jewish?: no
Do you believe Jesus is the son of God?: according to jesus, everyone is.
Have you eaten at Jack-in-the-Box?: no
Do you have more jeans than sweatpants?: yes
Do you wish your name was Jill or John?: no
Have you seen the movie Jurassic Park?: yeah
Have you ever been to jail?: no
Do you know someone named Josh?: sorta
How about someone named Josephine?: no
Do you like Janet Jackson or Jack Nicholson?: nope
Can you jump more than five feet?: no
Can you jump a car's battery?: probably not
Are you wearing jeans?: no
Is princess Jasmine your favorite Disney princess?: nope
K
Do you like Kool-Aid?: never had it
Do you wish your name was Kyle or Kylie?: no
Do you like Kristen Stewart or Kim Kardashian?: no
Do you like Kix?: ehat
Do you like Kashi?: what
Do you know how to knit?: used to
Have you ever kicked someone hard enough to bruise?: of course
Do you remember your first kiss?: ew
Do you know karate?: no
Do you like champagne?: its ok
Do you have tourettes?: no
Are you blonde?: no
Are you kindhearted?: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
L
Are you lonely right now?: no
Do you wish your name was LeAnn or Lee?: no
Do you like Lindsay Lohan?: who
Do you like People's Court shows?: no
Do you want to be a lawyer?: no
Have you ever been in a lawsuit?: no
Do you like lollipops more than popsicles?: uhhhhh
Have you ever eaten liver?: yus
Have you ever had a pet lizard?: no
Have you been spit on by a llama?: no
Are you lazy?: yeah
Have you been locked somewhere, unsure how to get out?: mhm
Did someone ever break-in to your locker in school?: no lockers
Have you been in love?: mhm
M
Are you afraid of mice?: nope
Do you know how to light a match?: herpderp
Are you a miss?: kinda want to get a doctorate so i can correct people when they say miss or missus and tell them its doctor
Do you wish your name was Mandy or Melvin?: nope
Do you like Miley Cyrus?: who
Do you like Michael Jackson?: meh
Do you like meat?: yeah
Do you wish you lived in Michigan?: no
Would you rather live in Minnesota than California?: eh
Do you like Mickey Mouse more than Donald Duck?: blah
Do you take big mouthfuls?: of what exactly
Do you like what you see in the mirror?: meh
Do you list mist more than sunshine?: hmmmmmmm
Do you like McCain more than Obama?: who
N
Are you nosy?: curious
Do you wish your name was Nadia or Nathan?: no
Do you wish you lived in North Carolina?: no
Do you wish you lived in North Dakota?: no
Are you nice?: nope. i have confused morals.
Are you naughty?: sorta
Do you like nachos?: sure
Are you allergic to nuts?: no
Do you have neat handwriting?: nope
Have you ever had lice?: our school had an infestation... rumour was that the teachers had them and didnt get rid of them
Are you addicted to nicotine?: no
Have you seen the Nile River in person?: who
Have you held a bird's nest?: no
Do you like novels?: hmm
O
Do you like Obama more than McCain?: who
Is your favorite color orange?: no
Have you seen an Orangutan in person?: no
Do you have olive oil in your home?: no
Have you eaten an oyster?: yeah
Are you older than your best friend?: yes
Is your birth year odd?: yeah, in an even way
Are you emo?: no
Do you have blue eyes?: nope
Do you dye your hair?: nope
Do you wish you had a band?: yes
Do you play guitar?: no
Are you 5 foot 2?: no
Do you wear lots of black?: uuuhhh
P
Do you wish you were a princess?: meh
Do you like Paris Hilton?: no
Do you wish your name was Penny or Patrick?: no
Do you like Peter Griffin?: no
Do you like politics?: no
Do you like Patrick Swayze?: no
Have you taken a pill in the last 24 hours?: paracetamol
Do you want to be a pediatrician?: no
Do you know how to pedal a bike?: yeah
Do you have any money in any of your pockets?: no
Do you go to church?: no
Have you had a broken bone?: no
Are you on a desktop?: yeah
Are you NOT on a Mac computer?: no
Q
Do you have a quilt on your bed?: no
Does your country have a queen?: mhm
Do you like these questions?: nope. infact... fuck this.