The Vibe Wand
So it has come to my attention that Nintendo has come out with or is coming out with a game featuring the Princess from Super Mario, using the magical "VIBE WAND". This game will be titled Super Princess Peach, so keep a look out!
Yes, you heard me correctly. The VIBE WAND.
Now maybe I'm just strange, but I'm slightly sickened when I read the following quote. "With the help of his minions, Bowser's gotten his hands on the magical Vibe Wand"
Clearly, this shows that Bowser has decided that being gay is the way to go and that he has had the help of his "minions" (Man-Slaves?) to enforce this decision.
Next up? "Princess Peach finds herself on an island where the Vibe Wand, including herself, has affected everything"
So now we know why Peach has truely gone after Bowser. He took her Vibe Wand. She wants it back. It's time to teach him to stay out of her personal drawers once and for all.
Luckily for her, she's got extra "Vibes" laying around, as noted in the following quote.. "Princess Peach has four vibes that help her in her quest."
Now I'm sure you're wondering... What could she do with FOUR vibes? Well I'll leave that to the imagination, but I can quote as to what the vibes could possibly be doing to her...
""Joy" will make her float in the air and create whirlwinds;"
Joy, eh? I guess that's that kind of light headed feeling...
""Rage" will make her light on fire and stomp the ground; "
Hot and bothered?
""Gloom" will make her cry waterfalls of tears and run quickly;"
BDSM perhaps? Or does it just feel that good that she starts crying?
""Calm" will help her heal"
My guess is that it's a lower strength, to make it managable?
So now we know the purpose of each "Vibe", but what about battery power? It is clearly brought up! "Using Vibes can use up her Vibe Gauge."
I assume they are talking about the batteries with the power gauge. Batteries are apparently referred to as "Vibe Crystals [used] to regenerate the energy."
It's good to know that there will be a minigame included for all of those "Princess Peach" fantasies as well! "There will be a mini-game incorporating the touchpad."
It would seem that someone really took their time to "feel out" any sort of gameplay that would be... desired.
In closing, I'll reference one of the final sentences of the article on the game.
"Super Princess Peach looks like a promising, fun game so far."
I'll bet it does, you creepy bastards.
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The author suggests these things in pure jest at the method of writing included in the recent Gamepro Magazine. The article can be referenced at the following link. http://www.gamepro.com/nintendo/ds/games/previews/51516.shtml
Yes, you heard me correctly. The VIBE WAND.
Now maybe I'm just strange, but I'm slightly sickened when I read the following quote. "With the help of his minions, Bowser's gotten his hands on the magical Vibe Wand"
Clearly, this shows that Bowser has decided that being gay is the way to go and that he has had the help of his "minions" (Man-Slaves?) to enforce this decision.
Next up? "Princess Peach finds herself on an island where the Vibe Wand, including herself, has affected everything"
So now we know why Peach has truely gone after Bowser. He took her Vibe Wand. She wants it back. It's time to teach him to stay out of her personal drawers once and for all.
Luckily for her, she's got extra "Vibes" laying around, as noted in the following quote.. "Princess Peach has four vibes that help her in her quest."
Now I'm sure you're wondering... What could she do with FOUR vibes? Well I'll leave that to the imagination, but I can quote as to what the vibes could possibly be doing to her...
""Joy" will make her float in the air and create whirlwinds;"
Joy, eh? I guess that's that kind of light headed feeling...
""Rage" will make her light on fire and stomp the ground; "
Hot and bothered?
""Gloom" will make her cry waterfalls of tears and run quickly;"
BDSM perhaps? Or does it just feel that good that she starts crying?
""Calm" will help her heal"
My guess is that it's a lower strength, to make it managable?
So now we know the purpose of each "Vibe", but what about battery power? It is clearly brought up! "Using Vibes can use up her Vibe Gauge."
I assume they are talking about the batteries with the power gauge. Batteries are apparently referred to as "Vibe Crystals [used] to regenerate the energy."
It's good to know that there will be a minigame included for all of those "Princess Peach" fantasies as well! "There will be a mini-game incorporating the touchpad."
It would seem that someone really took their time to "feel out" any sort of gameplay that would be... desired.
In closing, I'll reference one of the final sentences of the article on the game.
"Super Princess Peach looks like a promising, fun game so far."
I'll bet it does, you creepy bastards.
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The author suggests these things in pure jest at the method of writing included in the recent Gamepro Magazine. The article can be referenced at the following link. http://www.gamepro.com/nintendo/ds/games/previews/51516.shtml