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[shadowslayer64]

If you were intending to buy an iPod for US$300.00, you could instead buy:

• eleven days of rent for a 2-bedroom terraced house in central England
• one thousand, one hundred and twenty-three 420g tins of Tesco value baked beans
• thirty haircuts
• two second-hand 28" CRT televisions
• seven kilograms of cheese
• one half of a low-end camcorder
• three felt bowler hats
• fifty kilograms of honey
• one hundred and sixty-eight pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing
• one sixtieth of an elephant

What are you thinking of buying?

That's, a lot of cheese.