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Because I like memes but I didn't want to do one for myself .....
1. Real Name - Ethan Zalewski. Tell anyone an' I rip your balls off.
2. Like It - Hate the motherloving hell out of it.
3. Single or Taken - Single
4. Zodiac Sign - Capricorn
5. Male or Female - Male
6. Elementary - .... Uh. It's a school?
7. Middle - Somewhere between top and bottom? Left and right? The hell kind of questions are these?
8. High School - OH. OH okay I get it now. SCHOOLS. Well um. Tomahawk Regional. And it sucked balls.
9. Eye Color - Blue
10. Hair Color - Red
11. Long or Short - Long
15. Are You a Health Freak? - Heh, no. I tried a diet once. It didn' work. Stressed me out too much. ... But the popsicles were good.
17. Do You Have a Crush on Someone - Uh. ... No.
18. Do You Like Yourself? - God, no. First Rule Of Metal: You suck and so does everyone else. They just suck more than you.
19. Piercings - Eyebrows, two in each. I had a couple piercings high up in my left ear for a while when I was with Snakes n' Barrels, but they closed up.
20. Tattoos - None yet. Every time Murderface shows off his disgustin' ink, it puts me off any thoughts I had of gettin' one. Besides, I haven't thought of anythin' brutal enough yet.
21. Righty or Lefty - Lefty. S'funny, I think just about everyone in the fuckin' band is lefthanded. I know all the guitarists are. I dunno about Nathan.
Firsts:
22. First Surgery - Had my tonsils out when I was six. Had my stomach pumped when I was thirteen. Does that count as surgery?
23. First Piercing - The ones in my ear, in high school. Mom flipped the fuck out. "SETH doesn't have any piercings, Ethan, why can't you be like your brother?" Because I don't wanna be a douchebag. I think that's what I said. I can't remember. I got slapped kinda hard.
24. First Best Friend - Ummmmmmmm. Geez. I ... I dunno. Nathan?
25. First Award - Nilbog Battle of the Bands, '86.
26. First Sport - Tennis. I still play sometimes.
27. First Pet - I think we had the cat before we got the dog. And then the cat died and the dog kept diggin' it up outta the backyard. Seth cried like a baby. ... I thought it was brutal.
28. First Vacation - Disney World or Sea World or somethin' equally douchey. I think I've pushed it to the back of my head. Whatever it was, Seth made it hell. I distinctly remember him droppin' my ice cream in a trash can and makin' me fish for it while Mom an' Dad were gettin' tickets for somethin'.
30. First Crush - Heather Brinkley, 7th grade. She had this thing about lollipops.
Favorites:
29. Movie: Pulp Fiction. Or Reservoir Dogs. That Tarantino guy is brutal.
30. TV Program: Uhh. Channel surfin'. I don't watch much for too long unless I'm too stoned to bother with the remote.
31. Color: Navy blue.
32. Rapper: You're kidding, right?
33. Band: I think I'm under contract t' say Dethklok. And even if I wasn't? Dethklok. I like Aerosmith an' Guns & Roses too, though.
34. Song Right Now: Of ours? Go Forth And Die. That was some pretty sweet stuff. Of someone else's? Surrender by Cheap Trick. It's STUCK IN MY HEAD.
35. Friend: Um. I just got the one, so. I kinda gotta say Nathan, right?
36. Sweet: Popsicles.
37. Sport to Play: Real-life Space Invaders with a parkin' lot fulla Klokateers an' some water balloons fulla acid.
38. Restaurant: Denny's. WHAT. They're open all the freakin' time. You get the munchies at 4 AM, Denny's is the best thing ever.
39. Favourite Brand: United States Mint nickels. I'm under contract t' say that, though. Also, Krank an' Gibson an' Line 6. .... I'm pretty sure there's at least one more I should be spittin' out, but I don't give a crap. Ofdensen'll correct me if I'm missin' anythin'.
40. Store: Cinnabon. I tried to buy them once, but I was too drunk.
41. School Subject: Uh, music. Duh.
42. Animal: Octopus. S'my ... I dunno, my sacred stoner animal or somethin'. The first time the Yannemango hit me with yopo, I totally turned into one. It was awesome. I could hit all the drums at once.
43. Book: Hallucinogens Of The World. It's a pretty sweet book I found in that massive library we never use like ever.
44. Magazine: Eh, I read whatever ends up on the back'a the toilet, I ain't picky.
45. Shoes: My worn out black an' grey Vans with the white laces. Had these suckers forever.
Currently:
49. Eating - Some kinda noodles with peanuts in 'em that Jean-Pierre made a giant batch of. They ain't bad.
50. Drinking - Johnnie Walker Black.
52. I'm about to - Try an' remember where I put my stash box last night.
53. Listening to - Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns n' Roses
55. Waiting for - Nathan to wake the hell up so I can stop bein' so gaddam bored.
57. Wearing - Underpants an' a wifebeater, an' my sweatbands. Hey, you asked.
Future:
58. Want Kids: GOD NO.
59. Want to Get Married: Hell no, that's a band-killer. Haven' you ever heard the horror story of John an' Yoko?
60. Careers in Mind: I got one. Drummer!
Which is better with the gender of your preference?:
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses. You can do more with those.
70. Shorter or Taller: Eh, I dunno.
71. Tan Skinned or Light: Pale. Come on, I'm a quarter fuckin' Irish.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous - Spontaneous. Romance is for dildos.
73. Dark or Light Hair - Dark.
74. Built, Muscular or Normal: I don't really care as long as they ain't a stick.
75. Hook-Up or Relationship: Oh, for the love'a nonexistant God, hook-up, please. I don't need that attached relationship bullshit.
76. Similar to You or Different: If they don't got nothin' in common with me, they can walk.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: You're either raisin' hell or hitting the bricks, s'far's I'm concerned.
Have You Ever:
78. Kissed a Stranger: Lots of 'em.
79. Drank Bubbles: I tried it once, yeah. I was high at the time an' Tony told me it was a Everclear Cocktail. Douchebag.
80. Lost Glasses/Contacts: Don' wear 'em.
83. Climbed up a Tree: Yep. Plenty of 'em. Used to lug the guitar I stole from school up in one an' play it where nobody'd bug me.
84. Broken Someone's Heart: Oh, prob'ly.
85. Been Arrested: *SNORTS* Ohhhhhhh yeah.
86. Turned someone Down: One word for you - fangirls.
87. Cried When Someone Died: Nah.
88. Liked a Friend as More Than a Friend: Considerin' I just have the one? ... That'd be weird.
Do You Believe In:
89. Yourself: Sometimes.
90. Miracles: Sort of. I believe in magic. Is that different?
91. Love at First Sight: Between me an' a gold-top Les Paul? Yep. Anything else? No.
93. Santa Claus: Nope.
94. Sex on the First Date: Isn' that what dates are for?
95. Kissing on the First Date: See above.
Answer Truthfully:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: *shrugs* Kinda, yeah. .... Wait, define "be with".
98. Who is it: If you mean "just hang out", Nathan. Otherwise? Eh.
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time: Had like, three hookers a little while ago, after we hit the bar. That what you mean?
100. Do you believe in God: Nope. Life's too brutal for there to be a God. An' even if there was? Why should I spend my time prayin' to a guy that don't talk back? Pointless.
1. Real Name - Ethan Zalewski. Tell anyone an' I rip your balls off.
2. Like It - Hate the motherloving hell out of it.
3. Single or Taken - Single
4. Zodiac Sign - Capricorn
5. Male or Female - Male
6. Elementary - .... Uh. It's a school?
7. Middle - Somewhere between top and bottom? Left and right? The hell kind of questions are these?
8. High School - OH. OH okay I get it now. SCHOOLS. Well um. Tomahawk Regional. And it sucked balls.
9. Eye Color - Blue
10. Hair Color - Red
11. Long or Short - Long
15. Are You a Health Freak? - Heh, no. I tried a diet once. It didn' work. Stressed me out too much. ... But the popsicles were good.
17. Do You Have a Crush on Someone - Uh. ... No.
18. Do You Like Yourself? - God, no. First Rule Of Metal: You suck and so does everyone else. They just suck more than you.
19. Piercings - Eyebrows, two in each. I had a couple piercings high up in my left ear for a while when I was with Snakes n' Barrels, but they closed up.
20. Tattoos - None yet. Every time Murderface shows off his disgustin' ink, it puts me off any thoughts I had of gettin' one. Besides, I haven't thought of anythin' brutal enough yet.
21. Righty or Lefty - Lefty. S'funny, I think just about everyone in the fuckin' band is lefthanded. I know all the guitarists are. I dunno about Nathan.
Firsts:
22. First Surgery - Had my tonsils out when I was six. Had my stomach pumped when I was thirteen. Does that count as surgery?
23. First Piercing - The ones in my ear, in high school. Mom flipped the fuck out. "SETH doesn't have any piercings, Ethan, why can't you be like your brother?" Because I don't wanna be a douchebag. I think that's what I said. I can't remember. I got slapped kinda hard.
24. First Best Friend - Ummmmmmmm. Geez. I ... I dunno. Nathan?
25. First Award - Nilbog Battle of the Bands, '86.
26. First Sport - Tennis. I still play sometimes.
27. First Pet - I think we had the cat before we got the dog. And then the cat died and the dog kept diggin' it up outta the backyard. Seth cried like a baby. ... I thought it was brutal.
28. First Vacation - Disney World or Sea World or somethin' equally douchey. I think I've pushed it to the back of my head. Whatever it was, Seth made it hell. I distinctly remember him droppin' my ice cream in a trash can and makin' me fish for it while Mom an' Dad were gettin' tickets for somethin'.
30. First Crush - Heather Brinkley, 7th grade. She had this thing about lollipops.
Favorites:
29. Movie: Pulp Fiction. Or Reservoir Dogs. That Tarantino guy is brutal.
30. TV Program: Uhh. Channel surfin'. I don't watch much for too long unless I'm too stoned to bother with the remote.
31. Color: Navy blue.
32. Rapper: You're kidding, right?
33. Band: I think I'm under contract t' say Dethklok. And even if I wasn't? Dethklok. I like Aerosmith an' Guns & Roses too, though.
34. Song Right Now: Of ours? Go Forth And Die. That was some pretty sweet stuff. Of someone else's? Surrender by Cheap Trick. It's STUCK IN MY HEAD.
35. Friend: Um. I just got the one, so. I kinda gotta say Nathan, right?
36. Sweet: Popsicles.
37. Sport to Play: Real-life Space Invaders with a parkin' lot fulla Klokateers an' some water balloons fulla acid.
38. Restaurant: Denny's. WHAT. They're open all the freakin' time. You get the munchies at 4 AM, Denny's is the best thing ever.
39. Favourite Brand: United States Mint nickels. I'm under contract t' say that, though. Also, Krank an' Gibson an' Line 6. .... I'm pretty sure there's at least one more I should be spittin' out, but I don't give a crap. Ofdensen'll correct me if I'm missin' anythin'.
40. Store: Cinnabon. I tried to buy them once, but I was too drunk.
41. School Subject: Uh, music. Duh.
42. Animal: Octopus. S'my ... I dunno, my sacred stoner animal or somethin'. The first time the Yannemango hit me with yopo, I totally turned into one. It was awesome. I could hit all the drums at once.
43. Book: Hallucinogens Of The World. It's a pretty sweet book I found in that massive library we never use like ever.
44. Magazine: Eh, I read whatever ends up on the back'a the toilet, I ain't picky.
45. Shoes: My worn out black an' grey Vans with the white laces. Had these suckers forever.
Currently:
49. Eating - Some kinda noodles with peanuts in 'em that Jean-Pierre made a giant batch of. They ain't bad.
50. Drinking - Johnnie Walker Black.
52. I'm about to - Try an' remember where I put my stash box last night.
53. Listening to - Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns n' Roses
55. Waiting for - Nathan to wake the hell up so I can stop bein' so gaddam bored.
57. Wearing - Underpants an' a wifebeater, an' my sweatbands. Hey, you asked.
Future:
58. Want Kids: GOD NO.
59. Want to Get Married: Hell no, that's a band-killer. Haven' you ever heard the horror story of John an' Yoko?
60. Careers in Mind: I got one. Drummer!
Which is better with the gender of your preference?:
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes.
69. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses. You can do more with those.
70. Shorter or Taller: Eh, I dunno.
71. Tan Skinned or Light: Pale. Come on, I'm a quarter fuckin' Irish.
72. Romantic or Spontaneous - Spontaneous. Romance is for dildos.
73. Dark or Light Hair - Dark.
74. Built, Muscular or Normal: I don't really care as long as they ain't a stick.
75. Hook-Up or Relationship: Oh, for the love'a nonexistant God, hook-up, please. I don't need that attached relationship bullshit.
76. Similar to You or Different: If they don't got nothin' in common with me, they can walk.
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant: You're either raisin' hell or hitting the bricks, s'far's I'm concerned.
Have You Ever:
78. Kissed a Stranger: Lots of 'em.
79. Drank Bubbles: I tried it once, yeah. I was high at the time an' Tony told me it was a Everclear Cocktail. Douchebag.
80. Lost Glasses/Contacts: Don' wear 'em.
83. Climbed up a Tree: Yep. Plenty of 'em. Used to lug the guitar I stole from school up in one an' play it where nobody'd bug me.
84. Broken Someone's Heart: Oh, prob'ly.
85. Been Arrested: *SNORTS* Ohhhhhhh yeah.
86. Turned someone Down: One word for you - fangirls.
87. Cried When Someone Died: Nah.
88. Liked a Friend as More Than a Friend: Considerin' I just have the one? ... That'd be weird.
Do You Believe In:
89. Yourself: Sometimes.
90. Miracles: Sort of. I believe in magic. Is that different?
91. Love at First Sight: Between me an' a gold-top Les Paul? Yep. Anything else? No.
93. Santa Claus: Nope.
94. Sex on the First Date: Isn' that what dates are for?
95. Kissing on the First Date: See above.
Answer Truthfully:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now: *shrugs* Kinda, yeah. .... Wait, define "be with".
98. Who is it: If you mean "just hang out", Nathan. Otherwise? Eh.
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time: Had like, three hookers a little while ago, after we hit the bar. That what you mean?
100. Do you believe in God: Nope. Life's too brutal for there to be a God. An' even if there was? Why should I spend my time prayin' to a guy that don't talk back? Pointless.