Apr 01, 2008 02:14
So, the Vatican apparently came up with its top Big Bad Sins for the year. They are, as follows. Drumroll, please.
1. “Bioethical” violations such as birth control
2. “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research
3. Drug abuse
4. Polluting the environment
5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
6. Excessive wealth
7. Creating poverty
Let's have a look-see, shall we?
1. Pretty Girl Science.
2. CLONES.
3. My idiot brother is going to tell me the diet pills belong here. He's an idiot.
4. WELL THAT VAT OF EXPIRED CLONE SLUGS HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE.
5. I don't need a manufacturing wing, OR staff. Screw you.
6. Pfffft, I wish.
7. ... So what if I take the coupons out of the free papers at the post office.
Yep - totally goin' to hell. Pass the vienna sausages and get me a box of toothpicks.
rusty,
muses writing,
venture brothers