This will only make sense after you read Twilight's Dawn
...Skipped to the last story. Just flung the book across THE FUCKING ROOM.
The WHOLE TIME I was all, "Don't you do it. Don't you fucking do it!" AND THEN THEY DID. OF COURSE IN THAT SUITE.
AND THE WEBS? OH, OF COURSE IT WILL BE HER. WHY WOULDN'T IT? IT'LL BE THE PERFECT FUCKING FAMILY, TOO.
NOT CREEPY AT ALL!
UGH. COMING PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO HAVING TO RENAME MY CAR.
DAMN YOU, NEW CANON. DAMN YOU. THANK GOD KARLA IS ALREADY DEAD AND I CAN IGNORE YOUR VERY FUCKING EXISTENCE.
Anakin, your check is in the mail.