Okay, I MAY have a type...
ddrpolaris: offering character types in a possible upcoming game You can play a sex-bot...
Me: I already play a sexbot in another transhuman game.
ddrpolaris: No, you play a killbot pretending to be a sexbot. One that just likes to have sex before killing things.
Me: No, she has sex after killing things. It's in her programming.
ddrpolaris: Really?
Me: Yeah, anytime she's got to get a-killin', her appetite and libido speed up.
ddrpolaris: Still--killbot. Here, you can play a sexbot! Who likes to kill things after sex! Completely different.
ddrpolaris: I'm sorry, shadowravyn, they don't have princesses anymore. Your choices are: thief, assassin, or whore. Or assassin-whore. Or thief-assassin-whore.
Me: Can I be--
ddrpolaris: No, you can't be a courtesan assassin. Unless you're a sexbot. Or a hypercorp secretary. I guess that counts.
Mind you, this comes after a conversation with lucasthegray from earlier this week.
Me: *admiring the crystal skull in his car seat.*
lucasthegray: It's for a LARP
Me: Can I be in the LARP?
lucasthegray: We were gonna ask you. It takes place in an absinthe bar/brothel. We were thinking you could be the madam.
Me: I could be something else! Like a noblewoman who's not a whore, but who' not afraid to use sex to get what she wants.
lucasthegray: Oh, you mean a courtesan
Me: No! ...not exactly.
lucasthegray: A doxy? A strumpet? A harlot?
Me: Those are all fancy words for whore.
lucasthegray: I know. Exactly.
Me: *sulks*
lucasthegray: Why are you sulking, you're going to play a madam.
Me: Oh yeah! *perks*
lucasthegray: But not an assassin.
Me: Oh. *sulks*
EDIT: My other favorite type is the magic-wielding noblewoman. Yeah, I bet that doesn't sound familiar, huh?
Me: I already play a sexbot in another transhuman game.
ddrpolaris: No, you play a killbot pretending to be a sexbot. One that just likes to have sex before killing things.
Me: No, she has sex after killing things. It's in her programming.
ddrpolaris: Really?
Me: Yeah, anytime she's got to get a-killin', her appetite and libido speed up.
ddrpolaris: Still--killbot. Here, you can play a sexbot! Who likes to kill things after sex! Completely different.
ddrpolaris: I'm sorry, shadowravyn, they don't have princesses anymore. Your choices are: thief, assassin, or whore. Or assassin-whore. Or thief-assassin-whore.
Me: Can I be--
ddrpolaris: No, you can't be a courtesan assassin. Unless you're a sexbot. Or a hypercorp secretary. I guess that counts.
Mind you, this comes after a conversation with lucasthegray from earlier this week.
Me: *admiring the crystal skull in his car seat.*
lucasthegray: It's for a LARP
Me: Can I be in the LARP?
lucasthegray: We were gonna ask you. It takes place in an absinthe bar/brothel. We were thinking you could be the madam.
Me: I could be something else! Like a noblewoman who's not a whore, but who' not afraid to use sex to get what she wants.
lucasthegray: Oh, you mean a courtesan
Me: No! ...not exactly.
lucasthegray: A doxy? A strumpet? A harlot?
Me: Those are all fancy words for whore.
lucasthegray: I know. Exactly.
Me: *sulks*
lucasthegray: Why are you sulking, you're going to play a madam.
Me: Oh yeah! *perks*
lucasthegray: But not an assassin.
Me: Oh. *sulks*
EDIT: My other favorite type is the magic-wielding noblewoman. Yeah, I bet that doesn't sound familiar, huh?