Today (well, Sunday)

[shadowravyn]

was simultaneously incredibly awesome and heart-wrenchingly sad. The sadness is not mine to discuss, so I won't, but I do wish to give a shout-out to doompuppy for being great, and evan712, lucasthegray, and docsmiley for holding down the fort (and cleaning it up) after we left.

Tis No Deceit (To Deceive a Deceiver) was a ton of fun. I was a pretty, pretty princess (and NOT a whore,

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[nyren]

When you stabbed yourself, I was like, wow, she's just as Machiavellian as I am. Perfect!

Clearly, selfishness wins the day.

[shadowravyn]

I don't know what you mean. I was doing it solely to save the lives of everyone on board. That's it. My only motivation. Totally.

[nyren]

Of course, my dear. Of course. Now that I am assured how selfless and innocent you are, shall we go and figure out how to murder the heir to the Japanese throne who insulted you so, and then conquer Russia?

[shadowravyn]

*claps delightedly*

Oh! Oh! Just in time for my birthday! May I have the Kremlin as a wedding present? I've been ever so good! I'll set up a little room where I can display his head!

Oh, you're so good to me!

[nyren]

Now, now dear. You shouldn't flaunt your victories, it makes people talk. In love, discretion is encouraged. In murder, discretion is required.

But, I'm sure that when you're Queen of England, we can go build a nice deep dungeon where no one will find the bodies. Or heads.

[shadowravyn]

I shall be guided by you in this, beloved husband

...assuming I still get the Kremlin, of course.

[nyren]

Oh, of course! I'll use the zeppelin we bought for our daughter and a huge role of paper to wrap it for you.

[juldea]

This entire thread makes me bite my knuckles.

Just sayin'.