shadowravyn: Awww...Islay's cuddling up to you. She loves you!
shogunhb: No she doesn't. She just knows she's radioactive. She's trying to give me brain cancer.
shadowravyn: Our kitten is...radioactive?
shogunhb: Yup. Radioactive kitty. I don't know how, she just is.
*Islay starts purring*
shogunhb: Hear that? Those are her turbines going. *pause* She's making cat ions.
shadowravyn: I hate you so bad.