Public Service Announcement
My desktop is the house slut--anyone can use it at just about anytime. However, I am a bit finicky about a few things--don't download shit onto my computer without asking first, and don't look up porn on it without asking first.
My laptop, on the other hand, is NOT the house slut. I am VERY touchy about who uses it, when and why. So I really, very much do NOT appreciate finding youporn in the history of Pemberley. It pisses me right the fuck off. If I'm letting you use my laptap, it's cause I trust you not to act like an asshole on it. Looking at shit I don't even let fly on my desktop is NOT the way I'm trusting you to behave.
Leave my fucking laptop alone.
My laptop, on the other hand, is NOT the house slut. I am VERY touchy about who uses it, when and why. So I really, very much do NOT appreciate finding youporn in the history of Pemberley. It pisses me right the fuck off. If I'm letting you use my laptap, it's cause I trust you not to act like an asshole on it. Looking at shit I don't even let fly on my desktop is NOT the way I'm trusting you to behave.
Leave my fucking laptop alone.