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May 08, 2034 19:16

it occurs to me that a woman on weight watchers never wastes food. I say this to you because for about 10 minutes now i have been thinking having a 10 inch long tongue would sort of be a nifty thing; and not for the reasons that millions of warm blooded men and lesbians would want that sort of tongue.

no no, i just want a 10 inch tongue to get to the bottom of my diet pudding cup.

/sighs and licks the foil lid.
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