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once apon a time there was this priest. he was commited to god like no other. he spent the night in his church on a regular basis. one day, wen he was suposidly talking to god, he asked god to give him a sign. he claimed that he felt his life was going no where and he needed something to guide him. the next thing the priest heard was a bird singing from outside on the balcany of the church. "ok!" the priest exclaimed, "i understand!" so from that day on the priest would go for walks and follow the birds where ever they went. nothing cool ever happened... but that didnt stop him. he was sure something was gonna happen...eventualy. he had a particular bird that he liked the most. she was a blue and red gorgious bird. he would go out and read the bible on the church balcany often and this bird would come right up to him.
many weeks went by and the priest became more and more sure that this was the sign. this amazing bird was what god wanted him to follow. as he was reading the bible as always, outside on the balcany, this particular bird flew up to greet him. "why hello there little buddy." he would say. the bird quickly flew away though. the priest thought that was odd... but went back to reading. in no more than a minute the bird was back and squaking loudly at the priest. the priest quickly looked at the big jesus in the church and felt that this was it...this was what god wanted him to do. the bird looked at him intently and flew about 20 feet away and came back, never leaving sight of the priest. the priest stood up anxiously on the balcany railing and proceeded to fly.
at that very moment the priest fell 3 stories to his death...
the moral of the story is....god isnt always right
many weeks went by and the priest became more and more sure that this was the sign. this amazing bird was what god wanted him to follow. as he was reading the bible as always, outside on the balcany, this particular bird flew up to greet him. "why hello there little buddy." he would say. the bird quickly flew away though. the priest thought that was odd... but went back to reading. in no more than a minute the bird was back and squaking loudly at the priest. the priest quickly looked at the big jesus in the church and felt that this was it...this was what god wanted him to do. the bird looked at him intently and flew about 20 feet away and came back, never leaving sight of the priest. the priest stood up anxiously on the balcany railing and proceeded to fly.
at that very moment the priest fell 3 stories to his death...
the moral of the story is....god isnt always right