Auto generated New Year's resolutions

[shadowphiar]

After seeing a similar meme via pigwotflies....

In 2011, Shadowphiar resolves to...
Ask my boss for a cambridge.
Be nicer to hobnob.
Cut down on my programming.
Spend more time with my jesus.
Spend less time on pinball.
Buy new computers.

Some of these actually make a surprising amount of sense!