My Masquerade Marriage Chapter One
Fandom: mainly DBSK
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the lyrics. i only own the plot.
A/N I am SO sorry that this is so late, compared to what I originally told you people, it would have been up earlier today but my laptop decided to have a spaz and delete all of the Yoochun POV stuff (which used to be a lot more) Happy Valentine's people, don't expect happiness from this chapter because there isn't much except the occasional joke. Next chapter Yoochun and Junsu meet for the first time. P.S make sure you have read the prologue, other wise it could be pretty confusing.
Chapter 1
Hello Hello I acted confidently
Hello Hello I want to talk to you for a moment
Hello Hello I might stutter a little, though
Who knows we might actually be together
-Hello by SHINee
Junsu POV
“So Junsu-ssi, have you ever dated through a matchmaking agency before?” In front of you, there's this form that I just spent the last twenty minutes filling out that clearly states the answer to that question. Pabo.
“No. I haven't used any matchmaking services in the past.” I said with a polite smile.
“Oh. That's good. So are you straight?” Oh, Hong ki-ssi, you looked so smart, such a pity. I could have actually been interested in you, if only you knew how to read.
“As a broken arrow” I managed to joke, despite my frustration.
“Well that makes the two of us.” no way, blondie. Those super tight pants and the way too fashionable cardigan didn't give that away. “but unfortunately for you, I already have a boyfriend.” he said with a smug smirk. oh. I get it. You're acting like an idiot so that I don't decide I like you and then feel crushed when you reject me because you already have a boyfriend. Makes sense. Not. Besides, I'm cooler than your boyfriend. I'm a prince. And I can control water. Bet he can't do that...
“So Junsu-ssi, what kind of a man were you looking for?” hongki asked.
“You make it sound like I'm buying a car.” I laughed.
“Haha.” he laughed in that way that makes you shut your mouth because you can tell if you don't he'll come to your house and murder you in your sleep. Oh crap.
“Uh. I think they'd have to be intelligent, a bit manlier than I am and taller than me too. They'd need to be nice but not too nice, if you know what I mean.” he gave me a seemingly evil smirk and then said,
“I understand entirely. Okay, Junsu. That's all we have time for today. I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can with a possible date for you.” he said.
“Okay, talk to you then!” I said and then all but ran out of his office while he cackled as though he had come up with the number one most cynical plan of the century. Since when did the younger person drop the formalities first? Aish... these young whipper-snappers, back in my day- WAIT! WHAT?! Now I'm acting like an old man!AAAH!! I'm going to get wrinkles! No Xiah! Hold onto your youth!
Yoochun POV
Ah, night-clubs. What better place to find the love of your life? A totally sexy love of your life. One with whom your relationship starts with you getting them completely drunk and having a night of 'fun' together with. And it shouldn't be that hard to find someone, what with me looking so super hot with short hair and all.
As I made my way over to the bar someone stopped me and asked, “Can I buy you a drink?” I look up to see a girl dressed in... well, not a lot, if you know what I mean.
“Sure, why not?” I say, and continue walking over to the bar with the girl in tail.
“Two vodka shots.” She says to the bar tender. Going in to the deep end. You must be desperate. Ugh... But you need to wear more clothing, seriously, you could break a gay guy's brain. My brain's already broken so I should be fine though.
“Here you go.”
“So, what's your name?” I ask, starting casual.
“Jung Suyeon. But you can call me Jessica. Et vous?” She says. Ooh. French.
“Park Yoochun.” I reply.
“Well, Park Yoochun, how good are you at holding your liquor?” She challenges.
“Better than you.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Loser has to pay for the drinks.”
“Deal.”
“How are we going to tell?” I ask.
“Hmm... Insults! Okay, so after every round we have to insult each other, and the first one to compliment or say something incoherent loses.” She suggests.
“Deal. But we need a judge.~” I say in a sing-song voice with a smile, spinning on my stool.
“I'll judge.” I look around to see who said that and see a man with atrocious curly hair coming towards us.
“Who are you?” Jessica and I say together.
“Lee Min Ho.” Curly haired guy says.
“Eh. Good enough for me.” I say with a shrug.
Jessica and I both down our shots and she orders another round before saying, “Your forehead is massive.”
I glare at her before replying, “How haven't you been arrested in those clothes?”
We drink the next round and she says, “Your smile makes you look chubby.”
“You're just jealous of my Chunface. But don't worry, I'm sure you're not the only one.” I say with a smirk.
After about another ten rounds Jessica finally lost, and I gained free alcohol, from her saying, “You... you'd look... really pretty... in eyeliner” Thank you. Feel free to look next time I wear some in your presence.
“Jessica-ssi loses!” Min Ho says.
“Wanna... come home with me Chunnie?” She asks in that horrible high-pitched voice of hers.
“M'gay.” I mumble in reply.
“What? Did you say gay?!” She asks, seemingly alarmed.
“Yeah.”
“Oh, great. The one day I need to get laid I target a gay guy.” She mutters. “Fuck you Yoochun.”
“I'm sure you'd love to.” I snap, and then walk off.
As I sit in the taxi on the way home, the only thought that passes through my head is, fuck you, Jessica. I knew you were a slut, and now I'm going to have a massive hangover when I'm meant to be job hunting tomorrow.
Chapter 2
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the lyrics. i only own the plot.
A/N I am SO sorry that this is so late, compared to what I originally told you people, it would have been up earlier today but my laptop decided to have a spaz and delete all of the Yoochun POV stuff (which used to be a lot more) Happy Valentine's people, don't expect happiness from this chapter because there isn't much except the occasional joke. Next chapter Yoochun and Junsu meet for the first time. P.S make sure you have read the prologue, other wise it could be pretty confusing.
Chapter 1
Hello Hello I acted confidently
Hello Hello I want to talk to you for a moment
Hello Hello I might stutter a little, though
Who knows we might actually be together
-Hello by SHINee
Junsu POV
“So Junsu-ssi, have you ever dated through a matchmaking agency before?” In front of you, there's this form that I just spent the last twenty minutes filling out that clearly states the answer to that question. Pabo.
“No. I haven't used any matchmaking services in the past.” I said with a polite smile.
“Oh. That's good. So are you straight?” Oh, Hong ki-ssi, you looked so smart, such a pity. I could have actually been interested in you, if only you knew how to read.
“As a broken arrow” I managed to joke, despite my frustration.
“Well that makes the two of us.” no way, blondie. Those super tight pants and the way too fashionable cardigan didn't give that away. “but unfortunately for you, I already have a boyfriend.” he said with a smug smirk. oh. I get it. You're acting like an idiot so that I don't decide I like you and then feel crushed when you reject me because you already have a boyfriend. Makes sense. Not. Besides, I'm cooler than your boyfriend. I'm a prince. And I can control water. Bet he can't do that...
“So Junsu-ssi, what kind of a man were you looking for?” hongki asked.
“You make it sound like I'm buying a car.” I laughed.
“Haha.” he laughed in that way that makes you shut your mouth because you can tell if you don't he'll come to your house and murder you in your sleep. Oh crap.
“Uh. I think they'd have to be intelligent, a bit manlier than I am and taller than me too. They'd need to be nice but not too nice, if you know what I mean.” he gave me a seemingly evil smirk and then said,
“I understand entirely. Okay, Junsu. That's all we have time for today. I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can with a possible date for you.” he said.
“Okay, talk to you then!” I said and then all but ran out of his office while he cackled as though he had come up with the number one most cynical plan of the century. Since when did the younger person drop the formalities first? Aish... these young whipper-snappers, back in my day- WAIT! WHAT?! Now I'm acting like an old man!AAAH!! I'm going to get wrinkles! No Xiah! Hold onto your youth!
Yoochun POV
Ah, night-clubs. What better place to find the love of your life? A totally sexy love of your life. One with whom your relationship starts with you getting them completely drunk and having a night of 'fun' together with. And it shouldn't be that hard to find someone, what with me looking so super hot with short hair and all.
As I made my way over to the bar someone stopped me and asked, “Can I buy you a drink?” I look up to see a girl dressed in... well, not a lot, if you know what I mean.
“Sure, why not?” I say, and continue walking over to the bar with the girl in tail.
“Two vodka shots.” She says to the bar tender. Going in to the deep end. You must be desperate. Ugh... But you need to wear more clothing, seriously, you could break a gay guy's brain. My brain's already broken so I should be fine though.
“Here you go.”
“So, what's your name?” I ask, starting casual.
“Jung Suyeon. But you can call me Jessica. Et vous?” She says. Ooh. French.
“Park Yoochun.” I reply.
“Well, Park Yoochun, how good are you at holding your liquor?” She challenges.
“Better than you.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Loser has to pay for the drinks.”
“Deal.”
“How are we going to tell?” I ask.
“Hmm... Insults! Okay, so after every round we have to insult each other, and the first one to compliment or say something incoherent loses.” She suggests.
“Deal. But we need a judge.~” I say in a sing-song voice with a smile, spinning on my stool.
“I'll judge.” I look around to see who said that and see a man with atrocious curly hair coming towards us.
“Who are you?” Jessica and I say together.
“Lee Min Ho.” Curly haired guy says.
“Eh. Good enough for me.” I say with a shrug.
Jessica and I both down our shots and she orders another round before saying, “Your forehead is massive.”
I glare at her before replying, “How haven't you been arrested in those clothes?”
We drink the next round and she says, “Your smile makes you look chubby.”
“You're just jealous of my Chunface. But don't worry, I'm sure you're not the only one.” I say with a smirk.
After about another ten rounds Jessica finally lost, and I gained free alcohol, from her saying, “You... you'd look... really pretty... in eyeliner” Thank you. Feel free to look next time I wear some in your presence.
“Jessica-ssi loses!” Min Ho says.
“Wanna... come home with me Chunnie?” She asks in that horrible high-pitched voice of hers.
“M'gay.” I mumble in reply.
“What? Did you say gay?!” She asks, seemingly alarmed.
“Yeah.”
“Oh, great. The one day I need to get laid I target a gay guy.” She mutters. “Fuck you Yoochun.”
“I'm sure you'd love to.” I snap, and then walk off.
As I sit in the taxi on the way home, the only thought that passes through my head is, fuck you, Jessica. I knew you were a slut, and now I'm going to have a massive hangover when I'm meant to be job hunting tomorrow.
Chapter 2