I'm Genie For Your Wish... Chapter 5 (final)
I'm Genie For Your Wish...
Status: Complete!!!!!!!
Pairing: YunJae (main), ninja!YooSu, HanSiChul
Rating: I'd say like, PG-15 but closer to PG-13 than NC-17
Summary: What happens when you get JaeJoong extremely drunk and have him be 'initiated' by Heechul at an office party when he hasn't even met his boss?
Chapter 5
3rd Person POV
“What?!” Jaejoong and Yunho shout, immediately whipping their heads towards Pi, a deep blush forming on both of their cheeks.
“He said-” Ryo started, but was cut off by Jaejoong.
“Yeah, yeah. I heard that. But why?”
“Because Yunnie always seems so lonely in Japan~” Yamapi whined, looking at Jaejoong with wide 'cute' eyes.
“Yeah, I totally see how this involves me.” Jaejoong said, still sceptical.
“You speak Japanese, and conveniently, though it wasn't originally part of our plan, you work for him.” Yamapi explained, or at least he tried.
“Umm... and?” Yunho finally speaks up.
“So he could come to Japan with you, and actually speak Japanese.” Yamapi rolled his eyes.
“And the working for him thing?” Jaejoong asks.
“You can actually go to Japan with him.” Ryo says, but YunJae are still confused, “And get paid to do it.”
“Oh... Eh. Works for me.” Jaejoong shrugs.
“WHAT?!” Yunho screeches, standing up.
“Oh come on, I can tell you're attracted to me, and this is now like seven people saying we should get together... I'm a crowd pleaser.” Jaejoong says, counting names on his fingers.
“Look, Jaejoong I'm sorry,” Yunho begins, walking over to Jaejoong, “for me, a relationship needs to be built on trust, lo-mmph!” Yunho is cut off as he is saved from tripping over his own feet by Jaejoong's fragile body, and conveniently hi words were muffled by Jaejoong's rosy lips.
When Yunho was over the shock enough to stand up, he heard the room's other occupants snickering behind him, “Heh. Even your feet want you to go out with Jae.” Ryo smirks.
“J-just shut up!” Yunho glares at Ryo, “As I was saying, love, trust and time. I met Jaejoong today; I can't possibly go out with him.”
“Don't deny your r squared pi!” Tegoshi yelled.
“...The area of my circle?” Yunho asks.
“Not your circle, your circle.” Tegoshi explained, hands moving to emphasise that he was including both Yunho and Jaejoong.
“...Right...”
“You know, we could just lock them in a room together and see what happens.” Yamapi suggested.
“You get weird conversations with Heechul through doors.” Yunho supplied.
“We could send them to a relationship counsellor.” Ryo said.
“We have no relationship to counsel.” Yunho said stubbornly.
“Exactly.”
“We could just start dating.” Jaejoong propositions.
“Yes! You're a genius Jae!” Ryo snarked.
Yunho glanced around the room, only now realising that, actually, everyone was trying to get him to date Jaejoong. Of course, with that epiphany came the realisation that he wouldn't particularly mind dating Jaejoong. With this in mind, he put his hands up as a sign of his surrender, and looked down at his surprisingly interesting carpeted floor as he said,
“Fine. I'll date him.”
“Really?! Eee! Yunnie!~” Jaejoong had stars in his eyes as he bounced towards Yunho, sloppily planting an excited kiss on the taller man's lips before he realised what he was doing.
“YunJae moment!” The other occupants of the room (excluding Ryo of course, he had to keep his cool façade after all.) sqealed.
Jaejoong pulled away, a deep blush yet again covering his pale cheeks. Yunho stood blinking for a moment before his cheeks were covered as well by an embarrassed blush.
“Okay, well, we expect to see you in Japan again sometime soon, Jae. Nice seeing you.” Ryo said, as he dragged the awe-filled figures of Pi and Tegoshi away.
“Yeah... see you.” Jaejoong said, still in a daze.
The two stood awkwardly for a few moments, neither wanting to break the silence, but both wanting the awkward moment to end.
“So... um... do you ne-”
“Oh my God, Jung Yunho, you bastard! The store was not having a closing down sale! You are so lucky you said you would pay, otherwise I would kill you- Oh hi Jae~” Heechul screeched as he walked down the corridor towards Yunho's office.
“Chullie... You're back... Where's Taemin?” Yunho asked, panic written across his face.
“Oh, I left him with the salesman at the store.” Heechul shrugged.
“YOU LEFT HIM WITH A STRANGER?! WHAT IF HE GETS RAPED?” Yunho screeched, making everyone cringe.
“No... the guy's name was Minho.” Heechul said, backing away from the scary image of an angered Yunho that stood before him.
“Heechul... just because you know his name, it doesn't make him not a stranger!” Yunho cried, frustrated.
“Oh... no, Taem knew him. Either that or he's been spending too much time around me.” Heechul said, desperately trying to calm the raging storm that was Jung Yunho at that moment.
“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” Yunho questioned, slightly calmer but still glaring daggers at Heechul.
“Well, I'm fairly sure he knows him. The spending too much time around me thing would only be if he didn't, and then I'd be worried because he'd be growing up just like me, you know kissing random hot strangers as a spur of the moment thing, and then net moment you're pregnant and you don't even remember the name of the father, which means it can't be a legal baby because they need the name of the father for a birth certificate, and then you meet another random hot stranger and decide that he'll make a good enough father, even if he only speaks Chinese like after all you get a bi-lingual baby! Jackpot!” Heechul rambled.
“Far out, Heechul!” Yunho was practically pulling his hair out from stress, “I'm not even going to bother going and picking him up. His boyfriend can drop him off later.”
“Wait... you knew Minho was Taemin's boyfriend?” Heechul asked, thoroughly confused.
“Yeah. Do you actually think I would let you take Taemin shopping otherwise? I'm not a crazy man Chul.”
“Right.”
“Now, I'd just like to tell you Chul, you're not pregnant.” Yunho said.
“What? But the nice doctor-man told me I was! And then he gave me some medicine to take away the pain of having a baby.” Heechul cried exasperatedly.
“Mmm... and where did you meet this doctor-man?” Jaejoong asked.
“In the alleys behind my apartment building.”
“He's a drug dealer.” Jaejoong and Yunho said in unison.
“YunJae moment!”
“...”
“So you're sure I'm not pregnant?” Heechul asked, still dubious.
“Heechul, men can't get pregnant. They're missing a few vital organs for that sort of stuff.” Jaejoong said.
“...Oh yeah.” Heechul said before running out of the room, “Geng! We don't have to pretend to be in a relationship for the benefit of my unborn bastard child whom I don't know the father of any more!”
“I want a child.” Jaejoong said.
“And yet you're gay, and in a relationship.”
“Can we adopt?”
“Yeah... let's adopt Taemin.”
“Okay.”
END!!!!
The end of the end! I'm sorry that it's both late and kinda crap... writer's block is a bitch. To my lovelies that have stuck by this the whole time, thank you! This I my first finished fic ever, and even though it only has five chapters, this was hard to write, but thanks to the support of you people, and jaceni because I'm fairly sure she wasn't reading this, I got through, and this idea that was meant to be a one-shot turned into a COMPLETE five-shot.
Please comment! <3