[registers as Duela's ID]

[shadowofaclown]

OKAY! So, it's been a while, and to fit in with normal teenage development, I need to put myself out there!

I AM DUELA DENT, AND I NEED A DATE!

Anyone available? :O

Note: I am formerly insane, prone to bought of hyperactivity, loud, somewhat obnoxious, and have something of an obsession with clowns, candy, and generalized unviolent mayhem.Oh

Comments

[fasternlightbot]

I thought that was pretty good. Very straight forward.

[shadowofaclown]

Gee, thanks!

... though, uh, you know I can't date criminals, right?

[fasternlightbot]

Oh, no, I was just saying you didn't do as bad a job as you thought. I don't date humans.

[shadowofaclown]

Well, okay then!

[drillsforhands]

He's taken anyway.

[fasternlightbot]

Kinda.

[drillsforhands]

[fasternlightbot]

It's true you know. I'm not yours until you can prove you're worth it. And you really shouldn't start these things in other people's posts.

[shadowofaclown]

Hey hey hey.

No relationship drama!

[drillsforhands]

... yes'm.