Drabble: Storage (Rating K, spoils: JE)
Title: Storage
Pairings: TenII/Rose
Rating: K
Disclaimer: No. Sadly no.
Spoilers: Journey's End
Author's Note: Prompt by
jessalrynn for the
then_theres_us ficathon.
"Doctor?" Rose asked as she walked into the TARDIS’ console room.
The Doctor, looked up from where he was perched under the console, answered his wife, "Yes Rose?"
"We have a room full of bananas."
"Of course we do! 5,050 bananas to be exact!"
"Exactly 5,050 bananas?"
"Yup," he popped the p. "Exactly 5,050 bananas. Because that room is ideal for storing stuff and can only hold that many bananas or 9 persons or 1 horse or 6,666 hens eggs, or 2,941 pigeons or 88 Haddocks or 10,526 pound coins. To which the total of each group weighs exactly 1000kg. Besides, bananas are good for you. Good source of potassium, that they are. That remains me Rose, can we get a horse?"
"No Doctor, we cannot get a horse." She turned around and headed to the galley. This was just one of the many times in which it was better to for her not to ask questions, like how in the universe did the Doctor manage to get 5,050 bananas onboard without her knowing. But then again, this is the Doctor and she wouldn’t have it any other way.