Could have done without the mental images, really.
Title: See No Evil
For:
bluefox_chan because I didn’t want her brain to explode from that bad fic she read today.
Pairings/Characters: Renji/Ichigo, hints of Isshin/Kisuke
Words: 398
Summary: Ichigo sees something he could have done without and Renji wants to make it all better.
Author notes: Any suggestions for a title would be most welcome ♥
The last thing a kid ever wanted to see was his or her parent making out with someone.
It was even more disturbing when that person was the kid’s father and it was another guy he was making out with. Ichigo wished he could erase that particular scene from his memories right now. Of course, he had found out a while back that his father had been a shinigami. That led him to finding out that Urahara Kisuke had known his father, and then that had led to Kisuke showing up more and more frequently around the house. He could have handled the frequent visits, but now he knew why Kisuke was visiting so much and he really wished he didn’t.
“He was tonguin’ my dad, Renji! This isn’t funny!” Ichigo slammed the door to his room, glaring at his laughing boyfriend. “Just cuz I came out of the closet … he thinks it’s all right for him to have a boyfriend, too?! Hell no!”
Renji sat up on the bed, rubbing tears out of his eyes from laughing so hard. “Aww, come on, Ichigo. Maybe Urahara-san makes him happy, ya know? Are ya gonna tell yer dad he can’t have that just because yer a little squeamish about it?”
“But, but … ewww. Come on, Renji! They could have at least gone upstairs or somethin’!” He plopped down next to the redhead and leaned against him with a sigh. “That was somethin’ I could have done without in my life. I think I even threw up a little in my mouth.”
“First off: that’s gross, Kurosaki. I ain’t fuckin’ kissin’ ya until there’s some serious teeth brushin’ goin’ on. Secondly.” Renji grinned and wrapped his arms around his younger partner. “It sounds like someone needs to take his mind off some things. How ‘bout we do somethin’ fun to take yer mind off those things?”
“After I brush my teeth?” Ichigo asked dryly, looking up at the currently off-duty shinigami.
“O’course. Now hop to it. I ain’t waitin’ all freakin’ night for yer ass.”
“First off: that sounds really wrong in a lot of ways. And secondly, you will wait all freakin’ night if I say you have to wait all freakin’ night.” Ichigo smirked and slipped out of Renji’s hold, heading for the door. “Think about that for a while, pineapple head. I’ll be back in a few.”
For:
bluefox_chan because I didn’t want her brain to explode from that bad fic she read today.
Pairings/Characters: Renji/Ichigo, hints of Isshin/Kisuke
Words: 398
Summary: Ichigo sees something he could have done without and Renji wants to make it all better.
Author notes: Any suggestions for a title would be most welcome ♥
The last thing a kid ever wanted to see was his or her parent making out with someone.
It was even more disturbing when that person was the kid’s father and it was another guy he was making out with. Ichigo wished he could erase that particular scene from his memories right now. Of course, he had found out a while back that his father had been a shinigami. That led him to finding out that Urahara Kisuke had known his father, and then that had led to Kisuke showing up more and more frequently around the house. He could have handled the frequent visits, but now he knew why Kisuke was visiting so much and he really wished he didn’t.
“He was tonguin’ my dad, Renji! This isn’t funny!” Ichigo slammed the door to his room, glaring at his laughing boyfriend. “Just cuz I came out of the closet … he thinks it’s all right for him to have a boyfriend, too?! Hell no!”
Renji sat up on the bed, rubbing tears out of his eyes from laughing so hard. “Aww, come on, Ichigo. Maybe Urahara-san makes him happy, ya know? Are ya gonna tell yer dad he can’t have that just because yer a little squeamish about it?”
“But, but … ewww. Come on, Renji! They could have at least gone upstairs or somethin’!” He plopped down next to the redhead and leaned against him with a sigh. “That was somethin’ I could have done without in my life. I think I even threw up a little in my mouth.”
“First off: that’s gross, Kurosaki. I ain’t fuckin’ kissin’ ya until there’s some serious teeth brushin’ goin’ on. Secondly.” Renji grinned and wrapped his arms around his younger partner. “It sounds like someone needs to take his mind off some things. How ‘bout we do somethin’ fun to take yer mind off those things?”
“After I brush my teeth?” Ichigo asked dryly, looking up at the currently off-duty shinigami.
“O’course. Now hop to it. I ain’t waitin’ all freakin’ night for yer ass.”
“First off: that sounds really wrong in a lot of ways. And secondly, you will wait all freakin’ night if I say you have to wait all freakin’ night.” Ichigo smirked and slipped out of Renji’s hold, heading for the door. “Think about that for a while, pineapple head. I’ll be back in a few.”