sooo...

May 23, 2007 13:26

Here's another reason why I can't cook or clean. I microwaved a sponge dry to sterilize it cuz I'm too broke to get new sponges. I forgot to wet it. So I walked away for 2 minutes and the shit caught on fire. Burnt cellulose DOES NOT smell like pitunias. Last week's disaster had to do with me and my mini George Foreman grill cremating a chicken. Damn you internet for distracting me.

So school is almost over. One more final in 20th Century Dance History focusing on postmodernists. Those crazy counterculture hippies were effing crazy. "Like I'm gonna stand here for 20 minutes and not dance and it's dance cuz there are no rules you fuckers!" I would want my money back. You bettah dance for me...

i hate college. college hates me

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