who wears short shorts
because reddiej said some should be made.
they're crap, i know it to be so.
whatever.
credit artisanicons and comment if taking.
in other news, the armed defenders squad is just down the road and down the hill because, apparently, there's a guy in his car with a gun.
mum rung to tell me because i have to cross the road that they've blocked off on my way to work.
mum: the armed offenders squad is on brigham's creek hill.
me: wait. the what?
mum: the armed offenders squad. there's a guy down the bottom with--
me: the armed offenders squad, you say?
mum: yes!
me: you mean the armed defenders squad?
mum: same thing!