Stephen Mother-Liking Fry
It's somebody's birthday! This is perhaps the most not-dial-up-friendly post in the history of my posts.
I'm bald, Stephen Fry's turning fifty, & there is not enough Xanax in the world. This calls for a PICSPAM! [And proper capitalization for once.]
[Not Stephen.]
We'll start off the meal with a sampler platter from The Great Spam Storm of Boldthrough 2007. I added to the fandom flood by posting these & many other pictures in great quantities all over news. See them here in their full glory.
The smallest dog ever recorded could fit in that box.
Of course, Stephen is roughly the size of a blue whale Holland that landfill in New York 6' 4" [and 1/2] a very vast thing, so that box could be the size of a normal household oven.
Look at those hands.
My agent will be hearing about this.
Charicatures of him are always so unflattering.
EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND
GOT A STORY TO TELL ABOUT HOW I FEEL
MY SWAG, MY STYLE AND MY GODDAMN SELF
CAUSE I'M COOL
COOLER THAN A FAN
MY SHOES, MY SHOES COST A GRAND
[Sorry.]
Fish face.
They had the entire Jeeves & Wooster series on sale at Barnes & Noble for $80. So jealous.
And now, another appetizer, some you may have seen around my journal here and there.
Promoting the QI on BBC America campaign.
My collection of Stephen-related media has since grown considerably, not to mention:
Little did I know the effect that book would have on my life when I took this picture.
We'll have a cheese & tummy-toe toastie.
I have decided to refrain from reposting the delightful distressing stock photo of Stephen and the policeman, if only because it makes me a little jealous.
&&& On to the main course! In no order what-so-ever!
No wonder they had to keep him tied up.
I PUMP IRON.
as opposed to...
OH CHRIST I'VE LEFT THE IRON ON.
Dancersizing.
Let them eat cake.
I don't think I need to tell you how Jeeves got that lipstick mark.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a Beatle here?
Jeeves is alarmed.
Perplexed.
I titled this picture "ohmygoodgod.jpg".
I think I may actually have said that out loud when I saw this picture.
So. Dang. Cute.
WTF FACE.
Peter's Friends promo shot. I need this movie so hard.
Pimp my ride, Stephen.
This picture makes my heart ache.
I may or may not love that purple chair as much as the man sitting backwards in it.
Sweet eyeroll action.
Ken Branagh envies Stephen's choice of neckjoy.
The Scariest A Bit of Fry & Laurie sketch EVER.
It's sooper seekrit.
Jeeves is disturbed by the little horseshoes on Mr. Little's tie.
He is so skinnyyy in this sketch.
SMOKIN HOT.
Death. Death deadly dead deadness from all the miles and piles of cuteness.
A cookie for the winner of the Spot the Stephen competition.
Hint: He is excreting smugness.
Bowtie action.
NSFW. Stephen's nekkid.
His wee stubbly.
Get those eyes.
I have this picture on my wall.
The suit! The tie!
All tuckered out.
Tummy.
That is a normal-sized car.
Born to be Wilde.
Welcome to my world of knowing!
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
I've just realized I haven't seen minute one of Kingdom as of yet.
He's a valet, actually.
Swing swing from the tangles of my heart, Stephen.
That dog could probably swallow a small child accidentally.
Ha, hair.
GERBIL is apparantly incorrect.
The biggest Gay Joke in all of ABOFL, and the most subtle.
Hugh's hair is so 80s.
Everything is under Control.
Chessmeisters.
He looks so dismayed.
Perhaps he should select better reading material next time.
Sneaking in the Blackadder 'tache.
I prefer my Fry cleanshaven, but even so.
Balls.
They just love poking fun at Stephen for being posh, on QI.
Stephen and his parents. His mother is so sweet.
He makes a better woman than I do.
This sketch would be unremarkable,
were it not for the fact that Stephen actually punches Hugh in the face,
and is actually very shocked at what he has just done.
I don't even know.
Want Jeeves's hat.
Face + Palm.
French kissing lessons from the master.
Kickin' it Converse.
Being mercilessly poked by Ken Branagh.
Am I even spelling his name correctly?
I was caused so much pain by his performance in Henry V that I don't think I care.
This is raising images.
Jeeves gets hit on. Literally. In the face.
Fuzzy. Slippers.
Wings!
Stephen is a scuba diver in his spare time.
Crotch shot. "Mothproof...UNLIKE MY TROUSERS!"
What a sweetheart.
LUCKY DUCK.
And, for dessert.
&
Perhaps I should mention that a vast majority of these are courtesy of fryphile [via the Fry Forums], who doesn't know me but is EVERYWHERE on the Stephen-related interwebs and is presumably responsible for the .gifs. Which are gold. GOLD I TELL YOU.
I'm bald, Stephen Fry's turning fifty, & there is not enough Xanax in the world. This calls for a PICSPAM! [And proper capitalization for once.]
[Not Stephen.]
We'll start off the meal with a sampler platter from The Great Spam Storm of Boldthrough 2007. I added to the fandom flood by posting these & many other pictures in great quantities all over news. See them here in their full glory.
The smallest dog ever recorded could fit in that box.
Of course, Stephen is roughly the size of a blue whale Holland that landfill in New York 6' 4" [and 1/2] a very vast thing, so that box could be the size of a normal household oven.
Look at those hands.
My agent will be hearing about this.
Charicatures of him are always so unflattering.
EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND
GOT A STORY TO TELL ABOUT HOW I FEEL
MY SWAG, MY STYLE AND MY GODDAMN SELF
CAUSE I'M COOL
COOLER THAN A FAN
MY SHOES, MY SHOES COST A GRAND
[Sorry.]
Fish face.
They had the entire Jeeves & Wooster series on sale at Barnes & Noble for $80. So jealous.
And now, another appetizer, some you may have seen around my journal here and there.
Promoting the QI on BBC America campaign.
My collection of Stephen-related media has since grown considerably, not to mention:
Little did I know the effect that book would have on my life when I took this picture.
We'll have a cheese & tummy-toe toastie.
I have decided to refrain from reposting the delightful distressing stock photo of Stephen and the policeman, if only because it makes me a little jealous.
&&& On to the main course! In no order what-so-ever!
No wonder they had to keep him tied up.
I PUMP IRON.
as opposed to...
OH CHRIST I'VE LEFT THE IRON ON.
Dancersizing.
Let them eat cake.
I don't think I need to tell you how Jeeves got that lipstick mark.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a Beatle here?
Jeeves is alarmed.
Perplexed.
I titled this picture "ohmygoodgod.jpg".
I think I may actually have said that out loud when I saw this picture.
So. Dang. Cute.
WTF FACE.
Peter's Friends promo shot. I need this movie so hard.
Pimp my ride, Stephen.
This picture makes my heart ache.
I may or may not love that purple chair as much as the man sitting backwards in it.
Sweet eyeroll action.
Ken Branagh envies Stephen's choice of neckjoy.
The Scariest A Bit of Fry & Laurie sketch EVER.
It's sooper seekrit.
Jeeves is disturbed by the little horseshoes on Mr. Little's tie.
He is so skinnyyy in this sketch.
SMOKIN HOT.
Death. Death deadly dead deadness from all the miles and piles of cuteness.
A cookie for the winner of the Spot the Stephen competition.
Hint: He is excreting smugness.
Bowtie action.
NSFW. Stephen's nekkid.
His wee stubbly.
Get those eyes.
I have this picture on my wall.
The suit! The tie!
All tuckered out.
Tummy.
That is a normal-sized car.
Born to be Wilde.
Welcome to my world of knowing!
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
I've just realized I haven't seen minute one of Kingdom as of yet.
He's a valet, actually.
Swing swing from the tangles of my heart, Stephen.
That dog could probably swallow a small child accidentally.
Ha, hair.
GERBIL is apparantly incorrect.
The biggest Gay Joke in all of ABOFL, and the most subtle.
Hugh's hair is so 80s.
Everything is under Control.
Chessmeisters.
He looks so dismayed.
Perhaps he should select better reading material next time.
Sneaking in the Blackadder 'tache.
I prefer my Fry cleanshaven, but even so.
Balls.
They just love poking fun at Stephen for being posh, on QI.
Stephen and his parents. His mother is so sweet.
He makes a better woman than I do.
This sketch would be unremarkable,
were it not for the fact that Stephen actually punches Hugh in the face,
and is actually very shocked at what he has just done.
I don't even know.
Want Jeeves's hat.
Face + Palm.
French kissing lessons from the master.
Kickin' it Converse.
Being mercilessly poked by Ken Branagh.
Am I even spelling his name correctly?
I was caused so much pain by his performance in Henry V that I don't think I care.
This is raising images.
Jeeves gets hit on. Literally. In the face.
Fuzzy. Slippers.
Wings!
Stephen is a scuba diver in his spare time.
Crotch shot. "Mothproof...UNLIKE MY TROUSERS!"
What a sweetheart.
LUCKY DUCK.
And, for dessert.
&
Perhaps I should mention that a vast majority of these are courtesy of fryphile [via the Fry Forums], who doesn't know me but is EVERYWHERE on the Stephen-related interwebs and is presumably responsible for the .gifs. Which are gold. GOLD I TELL YOU.