GODDAMMIT THIS IS LONG
STEP ONE:
Spell your name out in songs.
STEP TWO:
-Name: Tylor Gomez.
-Birth Date: October-something.
-Nickname: Ty, TyTy, Bitchmex, That Fucking Mexican
-Eye Color: Brown
-Hair Color: Black
-Zodiac Sign: That one with the scales, wossname. Scaley.
STEP THREE:
-The shoes you wore today: Black waterproof tactical boots. Old as hell, cracked on the outside, falling apart on the inside, and I refuse to get rid of them for the life of me.
-Your weaknesses: 30% off or more on cleaning products. Limited-time bargains. Moe. High-pitched voices speaking in Japanese. Favors.
-Your perfect pizza: The one with meat. ALL the meat. Maybe mushrooms and a few olives on there.
-Goal you'd like to achieve: I'd like to get my own place someday. Maybe get a new car. Never gonna happen if I don't stop buying figures outright. And I'm never gonna stop buying figures outright.
STEP FOUR:
-Your best physical feature: My rugged good looks. HAHA, FUCK YOU.
-Your bedtime: FUCK YOU ONE MORE EPISODE.
-Most missed memory: Like, something I'd like to go back to? Hmm, last weekend's Skypeathon was pretty cool. I'd like to do that again someday.
STEP FIVE:
This Or That...
-Pepsi or Coke: I'll drink either. I've got a Dr. Pepper in front of me right now, actually. It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones.
-McDonald's or Burger King: FUCK YOU SHARII. Again, I won't pass up either.
-Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: They both taste kinda nasty to me.
-Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, I think.
-Cappuccino or coffee: I can't stand either.
STEP SIX:
Do You...
-Curse: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Sing: All the goddamned time. You can't watch as much anime as I do without getting addicted to really, really terrible J-pop at some point.
-Dance: No.
-Take a shower everyday: Yeah. I'd stink otherwise.
-Have a crush: What am I, 14?
-Do you think you've been in love: Yeah, sure. Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt.
-Want to go to college: Um, yes?
-Like(d) high school: Did it 'cuz I had to. Stuck my neck to the bitter end 'cuz I had to, and I didn't want to be a statistic. Dragged my ass through, got the stamp, the diploma, and moved on. Same with college.
-Want to get married: You should probably save this question for someone that's actually had intimate female contact within the past five years.
-Get motion sickness: No. Thank god, I don't know what I would do if I couldn't read on the bus.
-Think you're attractive: Eat a dick.
-Think you're a health freak: Eat another dick.
-Get along with your parents: To a point, I guess. I think we've reached an understanding where we know we're never really going to live up to each other's expectations of each other, so it's kind of freeing, in a way. I respect their wishes as much as I can, though.
STEP SEVEN:
In the past month...
-Gone to the mall: Yes. Scored a sweet Amaha Rihoko Witchblade figure for half-price last time.
-Eaten an entire box of Oreas: Nope!
-Eaten Sushi: Hell, yes. I can't go a week without fish of some kind.
-Been on stage: Never again. Not my thing to be in a spotlight, anymore.
-Gone skating: Dunno how.
-Made homemade cookies: Yes.
-Gone skinny dipping: Never.
-Stolen anything: mp3s probably count, so yeah.
STEP EIGHT (GODDAMMIT WHY WON'T THIS END):
Ever...
-Played a game that required removal of clothing: Back in high school, yeah.
-If so, was it mixed company: Why would you play a stripping game around other dudes?
-Flashed anyone: Nope.
-Been beaten up: Yup.
-Shoplifted: Yup.
STEP NINE:
-Age you hope to be married: A year before the contract on my soul runs out.
-Number of Children: Probably just one, maybe two.
-Describe your Dream Wedding: To someone breathing. Preferably human.
STEP TEN:
In a boyfriend/girlfriend (son of a shitfucker, these things always throw this shit in)...
-Best eye color: Doesn't matter, they can all be pretty.
-Best hair color: See above.
-Short or long hair: That's actually a tough one. Both have their perks. Why am I having CLANNAD flashbacks all of a sudden? It's like this is a branch flag and the wrong selection will lead to a bad end...
-Height: Shorter than me. I got a thing for short chicks.
STEP ELEVEN:
-Number of people I could trust with my life: 3.
-Number of CDs that I own: In the hundreds.
-Number of tattoos: None. Not a big fan of 'em.
-Number of piercings: Same.
PERSONAL QUIZ (HASN'T THIS WHOLE THING BEEN A FUCKING PERSONAL QUIZ GODDAMMIT WHEN IS THIS OVER):
Who were you with yesterday: My niece and her girlfriend were visiting over the weekend.
What woke you up this morning: The need for more anime.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day: Could be. No reason it shouldn't be.
Do you like anybody: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU
THE PAST:
Ever thrown up in public: Nope.
What's on your mind right now: WHEN IS THIS OVER I HAVE TO PISS AND THERE IS ANIME oh cool Sekirei music
THE FUTURE:
What kind of home would you like: One with rooms. A floor would be good. Ceiling, too.
What do you want to be when you grow up: A guy with a working bladder.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: ALL THE ANIMES
IN GENERAL (THIS IS ALL GENERAL GODDAMMIT IT'S A FUCKING QUIZ):
Do you like candy necklaces: Whazuh? Like, a necklace made of candy? They make those?
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something: Yesterday, I think.
Do you still go trick or treating: No, I hand out the candy now.
What was the last thing you ate: Salted peanuts.
What's your favorite type of soda: The cherry ones, probably.
Have you ever moved: EAT PENIS
Have you ever won an award: Yeah, I got that singing thing and those drama things back in high school. I don't remember what they were called.
Are you listening to music right now: Yes. I have to. If I'm not playing a bishoujo game or watching TV, I'm listening to something.
How long 'till your birthday: Uh, what, like, seven, eight months? Something like that.
When were you the saddest in your whole life: On Sunday, I looked at my coat as I put it on and saw my limited-edition 765PRO patch was gone. I thought I lost it in the city, and I was pretty sad.
What time is it: My K-On desktop clock says 21:00 exactly.
Do you use eBay to buy or sell: LOOK AT MY FUCKING FIGURE COLLECTION
Ever heard a song written about you: Something about mexicans.
Something you want to happen in 2012: I'd like to work on my Japanese, actually.
Honestly, do you miss 2011: It's a year, dude. You live it and get to work on the next one. Unless you have a time machine you made out of your microwave.
HONESTY SECTION (I WAS LYING IN ALL THE OTHER ONES HAHA FUCK YOU):
Honestly, what color is your underwear: It's like plaid-something. Most of my shorts are.
Honestly, what's on your mind: IS THIS THING FUCKING DONE YET THERE IS ANIME AND NOW I'M HUNGRY
Honestly, what are you doing right now: Uh, this?
Honestly, have you done something bad today: Other than neglecting my bladder while I finish this? No.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone: My mother.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now: Anyone that has more anime than me.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time: WHY IS THE BUS NOT HERE YET OH MY GOD I'M STILL WAITING FUCK THEM UNTIL THEY DIE. My colon. Uncomfortably hot rooms.
Honestly, do you bite your nails: I actually did when I was a kid, but I grew out of it.
Honestly, have you had an eating disorder: Nope. I got the fatass to prove it.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment: If I saw them, I couldn't type this. I have to look at the screen.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now: What is this, junior high? Nobody asks me to keep a fucking secret anymore.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like: I fucking hate all of you. You're all terrible human beings. But so am I, so we get along somehow.
Honestly, what was the last text message you received: Uh, something about eating kittens from my sister. I had to go check.
Honestly, are you in denial: Yes. I have now fried your brains with a logic bomb. Here's another one: "This statement is false."
Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night: Actually, once I'm down, I usually sleep through. It's getting to bed in the first place when there's so much shit to do, is the problem.
Honestly, do you like anyone: THIS QUESTION HAS BEEN ON HERE LIKE THREE TIMES FUCK YOU ALREADY
Honestly, does anyone like you: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME
RAGE SECTION (THEY ALL WERE GODDAMMIT):
What do you do when you're mad: I cuss. I cuss a lot. Then when I'm out of breath, it's usually blown over and I just go on from there. Not much point beyond that.
What's the worst thing you've done when you've been mad: I think we're compiling a list of choice oaths somewhere. Unless the pages blistered and curled away already.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad: Yeah, I think so.
Do you swear when you're mad: HAHAHAHAHAHA seriously. Who doesn't? If I don't want to fill the air with sulfurous oaths that would make sailors weep, then I'm probably not mad enough for it to be a big deal.
CRYING SECTION:
When was the last time you actually cried: Last week when I was finishing the Fuuko route in CLANNAD.
Ever cried yourself to sleep: Nah.
Do certain songs make you cry: Not songs. They can get me weepy, but I don't actually cry. And those are few and far between.
What usually makes you cry: NAGISA TRIED SO FUCKING HARD, MAN.
HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person: When I have time to myself to pursue my interests. I'm not a big fan of being on other people's time.
What makes you the happiest: See the above. Give me a week or two to myself, let me do my thing. I come back healthier.
What song makes you always happy: ALL OF THEM.
Do you believe in yourself: I do what I do, man. Nothing to believe in, really. You either get shit done, or you don't. If it has to be done, it gets done. You find a way.
When people say they think you are good looking/pretty: I click to save before continuing.