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na;kgjio;hja;ih;kjak;j UTOPIA
I'm STILL giggling and bouncing, and the ending made me do that so bad I right near forgot the stupid shit they pulled! :D
I STILL LAUGH AT JACK, OKAY? BECAUSE THAT WHOLE INTRO IS FUCKTARDED. And I like making "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" jokes. Cuz, y'know, Jack, TOTALLY slipped out of the Hub with the Hand in his backpack (I figured out that's what he was carrying pretty quick) and then latched himself onto the side of the TARDIS--and y'know what? Why does he always need to stop off for energy? All the fucking time? C'mon, man, you do NOT need to make that many pitstops. Fucking Jack.
Fucking future, too. Seriously, do we always have to go "FARTHER THAN ANYONE HAS GONE BEFORE!!1!11!" every other epi? It's getting ridiculous.
Ha. Haha. Yeah, Humans, you evolve, and then you devolve right back. :D Innit that great? STFU, Ten. STFU, Humans.
You wanna know what's creepy? Sky with no stars, cuz they've all burnt out.
Okay. So, he ran. That's the explanation. He ran away, because Jack is WRONG, and shouldn't BE, and we all know this, and it's nice for the Doctor to once again admit he's a coward, and really? I loved that whole exchange. I was a little WTF do you HAVE to? when he asked if Jack wanted to die, but it's really a good question to ask.
Yes, I'm going all out of order, so sue me.
DADADADA. DADADADA. THE SOUND OF DRUMS. WOO. NEXT EPI. EXPLAIN PLZKTHNX.
HEEEE, UR FUKED NAO. How the fuck are they gonna get anywhere without a TARDIS? How the fuck did the Master lock it from the inside so the Doctor's own KEY didn't work? Eh.
Chantho was cool. I thought she rocked. I thought Martha sucked. She is not Rose; she is not that slow. She usually catches on a lot quicker. AND WOW, SO HE SAYS THE NAME ROSE AGAIN, STFU EMO WHINY HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AND Y'KNOW WHAT I DON'T THINK HE LOVED HER EITHER BUT THAT'S MY CANON AND I'M STICKING TO IT CUZ HE DIDN'T SAY IT.
Ow. Poor shift keys. I don't like Ten/Martha. And fantwattery's killed any Doctor/Rose for me, too.
Good RA that man can book it as fast as the Doctor even with that shit on his back!
AND BOO THE FUCK YAH. WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE WRIST COMPUTER JUMPER THING? I WAS.
Okay, so. I'm giddy as fuck about the Master. But...what? He was found somewhere in the form of a child with the watch...yeah, OKAY, RTD, YOU GOT SOME EXPLANING TO DO. Because 1.) movie, 2.) last regeneration, hence the movie, 3.) so...what, exactly, was the point of all this Utopia stuff? I'm assuming that the Master set it all up, somehow, but for what purpose? And how? Why? What? Bzuh? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?
SIR DEREK FUCKING JACOBI. HE PWNS MY SOUL. We already knew this. I mean, he did the android!Master's voice in Scream of the Shalka, so I already think of him as the Master. XD But he was soooooosososo awesome! SO VERY AWESOME. And, y'know, the old-skool Mastah audio was pretty win-ish.
But...you gotta wonder about the watch. I know, I know, I've got the same complaints as everyone else, but y'know. Is it literally the SAME watch, or are all the arches got watches like that?
Oh man. Yana = You are not alone. I figured that one out like a little before Ten did, and I was all "OH COME ON THAT IS SO LAME MAN D:" Cuz it is.
John fucking Simm. That? That was like the single greatest, funniest thing ever. He was like Ten after his regeneration. Trying out the new voice, being happy hyper, being bouncy, being young and strong and NEW. He was fuckin' fantastic (and oh man, when Jack said fantastic, it made me wibble ;; I was hoping to see Nine inna flashback). And just so ANTI-Master, SO much like the Doctor, which normally would make me WTF, but you gotta give him a break, he's alive, and he's young, and he's got a TARDIS, in fact stealing the DOCTOR'S TARDIS, I think he can be fucking bouncy, dude. Plus, if the Master acted like he always did, that'd be a bit boring, don't you think? Cuz I think so.
USE MY NAME. FUCK. YEAH. I'm just gonna say that line everywhere I go. And yes, yes, I slash them, too. But now my Ten/Saxon fic has been de-canonized all to hell I don't think I'll ever finish it unless I take out all of the exposition and make it PWP. :P And yes, I giggled, thinking it was a very slashy thing, too. And? About the snarking about telling the plan so the Doc could think of how to stop him I THINK NOT? That won just about every-fucking-thing.
ANDk;djappajpj;qje;j:JIWEJIOJTHEPREVIEW. WITH THE CREEPY SMILE AFTER SAYING DOCTOR WHY THE HELL'S HE GONE BACK TO 21ST CENTURY EARTH? O.o BUT THE PREVIEW WAS SO AWESOME.
So basically as the epi went on it got better. XD Mostly. Okay, and the thing where Jack and Martha were all "OMG THIS IS GREAT NEWS!" and Ten was all "yeahokayit'snotSTFU CHANGE OF SUBJECT FOCUS ON ROCKET", and the light in his eyes and the look and the yelling and the OMG of him and eeeeeee, and Jack and Martha WERE really annoying with their chatter.
Blogging. Pfft. Using the wrong fuck verb.
So. When RTD gets it right, he nails it on the HEAD. When RTD gets it wrong, he gets it disasterously so. There's usually not an in-between.
We've already realized that RTD + canon = not real. So on that point, he loses major-fuck points. Other things he wins. DOES RTD HAVE AN IN-BETWEEN FOR ONCE?! Oh RTD. Leave it to someone who can write a hell of a lot better than you when it comes to DW (liiiike Paul Cornell!).
But now you know this means I'm gonna be saving every Simm!Master icon I see. :P
I figured I'd finish re-watching Casanova after watching DW. Pfft. *eyeroll* That was bad judgment on my part for sure.
I'm STILL giggling and bouncing, and the ending made me do that so bad I right near forgot the stupid shit they pulled! :D
I STILL LAUGH AT JACK, OKAY? BECAUSE THAT WHOLE INTRO IS FUCKTARDED. And I like making "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" jokes. Cuz, y'know, Jack, TOTALLY slipped out of the Hub with the Hand in his backpack (I figured out that's what he was carrying pretty quick) and then latched himself onto the side of the TARDIS--and y'know what? Why does he always need to stop off for energy? All the fucking time? C'mon, man, you do NOT need to make that many pitstops. Fucking Jack.
Fucking future, too. Seriously, do we always have to go "FARTHER THAN ANYONE HAS GONE BEFORE!!1!11!" every other epi? It's getting ridiculous.
Ha. Haha. Yeah, Humans, you evolve, and then you devolve right back. :D Innit that great? STFU, Ten. STFU, Humans.
You wanna know what's creepy? Sky with no stars, cuz they've all burnt out.
Okay. So, he ran. That's the explanation. He ran away, because Jack is WRONG, and shouldn't BE, and we all know this, and it's nice for the Doctor to once again admit he's a coward, and really? I loved that whole exchange. I was a little WTF do you HAVE to? when he asked if Jack wanted to die, but it's really a good question to ask.
Yes, I'm going all out of order, so sue me.
DADADADA. DADADADA. THE SOUND OF DRUMS. WOO. NEXT EPI. EXPLAIN PLZKTHNX.
HEEEE, UR FUKED NAO. How the fuck are they gonna get anywhere without a TARDIS? How the fuck did the Master lock it from the inside so the Doctor's own KEY didn't work? Eh.
Chantho was cool. I thought she rocked. I thought Martha sucked. She is not Rose; she is not that slow. She usually catches on a lot quicker. AND WOW, SO HE SAYS THE NAME ROSE AGAIN, STFU EMO WHINY HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AND Y'KNOW WHAT I DON'T THINK HE LOVED HER EITHER BUT THAT'S MY CANON AND I'M STICKING TO IT CUZ HE DIDN'T SAY IT.
Ow. Poor shift keys. I don't like Ten/Martha. And fantwattery's killed any Doctor/Rose for me, too.
Good RA that man can book it as fast as the Doctor even with that shit on his back!
AND BOO THE FUCK YAH. WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE WRIST COMPUTER JUMPER THING? I WAS.
Okay, so. I'm giddy as fuck about the Master. But...what? He was found somewhere in the form of a child with the watch...yeah, OKAY, RTD, YOU GOT SOME EXPLANING TO DO. Because 1.) movie, 2.) last regeneration, hence the movie, 3.) so...what, exactly, was the point of all this Utopia stuff? I'm assuming that the Master set it all up, somehow, but for what purpose? And how? Why? What? Bzuh? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?
SIR DEREK FUCKING JACOBI. HE PWNS MY SOUL. We already knew this. I mean, he did the android!Master's voice in Scream of the Shalka, so I already think of him as the Master. XD But he was soooooosososo awesome! SO VERY AWESOME. And, y'know, the old-skool Mastah audio was pretty win-ish.
But...you gotta wonder about the watch. I know, I know, I've got the same complaints as everyone else, but y'know. Is it literally the SAME watch, or are all the arches got watches like that?
Oh man. Yana = You are not alone. I figured that one out like a little before Ten did, and I was all "OH COME ON THAT IS SO LAME MAN D:" Cuz it is.
John fucking Simm. That? That was like the single greatest, funniest thing ever. He was like Ten after his regeneration. Trying out the new voice, being happy hyper, being bouncy, being young and strong and NEW. He was fuckin' fantastic (and oh man, when Jack said fantastic, it made me wibble ;; I was hoping to see Nine inna flashback). And just so ANTI-Master, SO much like the Doctor, which normally would make me WTF, but you gotta give him a break, he's alive, and he's young, and he's got a TARDIS, in fact stealing the DOCTOR'S TARDIS, I think he can be fucking bouncy, dude. Plus, if the Master acted like he always did, that'd be a bit boring, don't you think? Cuz I think so.
USE MY NAME. FUCK. YEAH. I'm just gonna say that line everywhere I go. And yes, yes, I slash them, too. But now my Ten/Saxon fic has been de-canonized all to hell I don't think I'll ever finish it unless I take out all of the exposition and make it PWP. :P And yes, I giggled, thinking it was a very slashy thing, too. And? About the snarking about telling the plan so the Doc could think of how to stop him I THINK NOT? That won just about every-fucking-thing.
ANDk;djappajpj;qje;j:JIWEJIOJTHEPREVIEW. WITH THE CREEPY SMILE AFTER SAYING DOCTOR WHY THE HELL'S HE GONE BACK TO 21ST CENTURY EARTH? O.o BUT THE PREVIEW WAS SO AWESOME.
So basically as the epi went on it got better. XD Mostly. Okay, and the thing where Jack and Martha were all "OMG THIS IS GREAT NEWS!" and Ten was all "yeahokayit'snotSTFU CHANGE OF SUBJECT FOCUS ON ROCKET", and the light in his eyes and the look and the yelling and the OMG of him and eeeeeee, and Jack and Martha WERE really annoying with their chatter.
Blogging. Pfft. Using the wrong fuck verb.
So. When RTD gets it right, he nails it on the HEAD. When RTD gets it wrong, he gets it disasterously so. There's usually not an in-between.
We've already realized that RTD + canon = not real. So on that point, he loses major-fuck points. Other things he wins. DOES RTD HAVE AN IN-BETWEEN FOR ONCE?! Oh RTD. Leave it to someone who can write a hell of a lot better than you when it comes to DW (liiiike Paul Cornell!).
But now you know this means I'm gonna be saving every Simm!Master icon I see. :P
I figured I'd finish re-watching Casanova after watching DW. Pfft. *eyeroll* That was bad judgment on my part for sure.