that going to bed before one would end badly. I just woke up 20 minutes ago with my back on fire. A quick check of the area answered what my lungs already had told me, hives all over my back and radiating outward to the rest of my body. I can feel my lungs filling with fluid and my eyes slolwly swelling up. What the hell did I get into that I'm
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"OW! What on Earth?! Have you gone mad?"
"No, that's for 50 years of bad sex."
The woman looks flabbergasted, but goes back to rocking.
A few minutes later, the old lady picks up her knitting bag, and slaps the man across the face with it.
"What the Hell was that for, Woman?"
"For knowing the difference."
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