blog: This is the part where I remind you that you love me.
So I am actually, officially, 100% going to be presenting at
therustygear . THAT'S RIGHT. I'M EVEN ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE. Is this totally the coolest thing I have ever done? YES. YES IT IS.
So, obviously, I'm a little excited about this. Also, I am a little sad. I am sad, flist, because I have no one to go with me. So this is the part where I guilt-trip, bribe, and otherwise cajole all of you until someone gives in.
Reasons You Should go to
therustygear With Me:
1. I am awesome.
2. Cons are awesome.
3. The Venture Bros. and Metalocalypse are both awesome.
4. The combined awesomeness of me at a con featuring both these shows might give you superpowers.
5. Despite my undisputed awesomeness, I am also a total wuss and really need moral support.
6. I will help pay your way. *
*Not, like, a lot, because I am flat fucking broke, but a little.
Things That Will Happen if No One Goes With Me:
1. The con with be less awesome.
2. I will cry.
Don't make me cry, flist. Come to
therustygear
therustygear . THAT'S RIGHT. I'M EVEN ON THE MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE. Is this totally the coolest thing I have ever done? YES. YES IT IS.
So, obviously, I'm a little excited about this. Also, I am a little sad. I am sad, flist, because I have no one to go with me. So this is the part where I guilt-trip, bribe, and otherwise cajole all of you until someone gives in.
Reasons You Should go to
therustygear With Me:
1. I am awesome.
2. Cons are awesome.
3. The Venture Bros. and Metalocalypse are both awesome.
4. The combined awesomeness of me at a con featuring both these shows might give you superpowers.
5. Despite my undisputed awesomeness, I am also a total wuss and really need moral support.
6. I will help pay your way. *
*Not, like, a lot, because I am flat fucking broke, but a little.
Things That Will Happen if No One Goes With Me:
1. The con with be less awesome.
2. I will cry.
Don't make me cry, flist. Come to
therustygear