This one you can blame on
jade_equirrel.
“So that Christine chick’s pretty hot.”
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“Too bad her boyfriend’s such a douchebag.”
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“Should be easy for you, though. Y’know, slip in, work a little phantom magic. Right?”
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“I mean, you’ve got that whole dark and mysterious thing working. Chick’s dig that.”
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“Awesome mask, by the way. Where’d you get it?”
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“’Cause if you got from somebody lookin’ a little shady… y’know, could be cursed or somethin’.”
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“You’re not really a phantom, though, right? Just some dude with a cape an’ a fetish for bad architecture.”
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Three days later, as Sam dragged Dean, dripping and battered, out of the Paris sewers, Sam gave his brother an icy look and said, “Next time, I’m picking the vacation.”