interesting crap...kinda

Apr 11, 2004 21:56

"Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired."
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
"When the people fear the government, you have tyranny. When the government fears the people, you have freedom." -- Thomas Paine
"If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system."
"What does "it" mean in the sentence 'What time is it?'?"
"Never underestimate the power of what people want to believe"
"Love isn't only blind. It's also deaf, dumb, and stupid."
"How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."
"Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are."
"The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering."
"'Good health' is merely the slowest rate at which one can die."
"If you think things can't get any worse, it's probably because you lack sufficient imagination."

ah how amusing!
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