Stuck In My Head
"I've got a confession to make: I'm your fool"
-Foo Fighters
What does it mean when there's someone you just can't get out of your head? What are you supposed to do when you would do just about anything to see them smile and be happy? Sometimes I feel like I care too much about something that's not real...and then you go and make it real again.
~*~Quotes from the Family Guy~*~
If at least on of these don't make you laugh I think I'll cry!
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you.
Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!
Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.
Lois: Oh my God.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
Stewie: I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.
Stewie: What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!
Chris: Here Stewie, have a fig newton.
(Stewie eats the cookie.)
Stewie (while chewing): I say, I must use him for, OH GOD THERE'S AN ORGEY IN MY MOUTH!!!!!
Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can't sir, it's liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I'll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won't make it easy for you.
Stewie: What are these? Pancakes? Oh oh, these are delectable. Good news Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!
**Sorry, I had to put that one in there just b/c it mentioned PANCAKES!!!**
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane....
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!
Lois: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?
Stewie (after tripping Peter): Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn't do it, I almost didn't do it! I thought, is this in bad taste? But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I'm so glad I did! Ooooh, worth it, totally worth it.
Stewie: Hey look! The fat one made a funny!
Okay, I got one....if you were to cook any slower, while you wouldnt be cooking very fast now would you (pause) well that wasn't very funny....oh, oh...
okay I got one (giggling pause) if you were to cook any slower, you wouldn't need a egg timer, you would need an egg calander....hahahaha!! Oh yes, I went there!!
Stewie: Blast you and your estrogenical tyranny!
Stewie (at airport): I require a window seat and an inflight Happy Meal, and no pickles! God help you if I find pickles!
**Let me just tell you right now that Stewie is the effing man!**
-Foo Fighters
What does it mean when there's someone you just can't get out of your head? What are you supposed to do when you would do just about anything to see them smile and be happy? Sometimes I feel like I care too much about something that's not real...and then you go and make it real again.
~*~Quotes from the Family Guy~*~
If at least on of these don't make you laugh I think I'll cry!
Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you.
Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!
Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!
Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.
Lois: Oh my God.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
Stewie: I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.
Stewie: What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!
Chris: Here Stewie, have a fig newton.
(Stewie eats the cookie.)
Stewie (while chewing): I say, I must use him for, OH GOD THERE'S AN ORGEY IN MY MOUTH!!!!!
Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: Sweetie, that's tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie: Cut my milk!
Butler: I can't sir, it's liquid.
Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I'll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won't make it easy for you.
Stewie: What are these? Pancakes? Oh oh, these are delectable. Good news Flappy, I've decided not to kill you!
**Sorry, I had to put that one in there just b/c it mentioned PANCAKES!!!**
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane....
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!
Lois: Stewie why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell?
Stewie (after tripping Peter): Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn't do it, I almost didn't do it! I thought, is this in bad taste? But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I'm so glad I did! Ooooh, worth it, totally worth it.
Stewie: Hey look! The fat one made a funny!
Okay, I got one....if you were to cook any slower, while you wouldnt be cooking very fast now would you (pause) well that wasn't very funny....oh, oh...
okay I got one (giggling pause) if you were to cook any slower, you wouldn't need a egg timer, you would need an egg calander....hahahaha!! Oh yes, I went there!!
Stewie: Blast you and your estrogenical tyranny!
Stewie (at airport): I require a window seat and an inflight Happy Meal, and no pickles! God help you if I find pickles!
**Let me just tell you right now that Stewie is the effing man!**