stolen survey thing from Lis
1.Have you ever watched an inebriated overgrown child ride a tricycle around and around inside of a water fountain? ....i have....
2.Do you seek total world domination? uh...yeah? ALL HAIL GABRIEL!!!!
3.Have you ever built a fort out of chairs, couch cushions, and blankets? yeah...lotsa times
4.Do you believe monogamy is a true human instinct? not a chance
5.Have you ever tasted someone else's tears? yes
6.Can you do a back bend? um...maybe?
7.Are you more comfortable being naked in front of family members or complete strangers? i think i'd rather go completely nude in front of strangers
8.Have you ever seen a spider web glistening with morning dew? yeah
9.Do you ever awake early on a day off, only to realize you can sleep in if you want to? yeah...and it pisses me off
10.Has the tooth fairy ever visited you? yeah
11.Have you ever had heatstroke? yeah
12.Do you plan on going to college for more then four years? uh....no...i'm too old now to plunk 4 years on college
13.Do you have an oral fixation? i...guess
14.Do you continue eating even if you are full? ......yeah
15.Would you open your home to a homeless person with rotting teeth, lice, and festering sores? ...uh...dunno
16.Describe yourself in just one word. Gabriel
17.Can you make a really sad face that gets sympathy when there should otherwise be none? no
18.Have you ever seen a two headed snake? no
19.Are you afraid to scrub toilets? i don't do toilets
20.Have you ever had your third eye opened? yes...numerous times
21.If you were walking down the street and saw an open manhole, would you just have to look down into it? maybe, but i would spit in it
22.Would you like to be a pro wrestler for a day? when i was younger oh yeah...wanted to be the next Bret Hart or Jim Niedhart
23.Have you ever seen pictures of the man who made a miniature guillotine and used it to chop of his finger? damn...i missed something??
24. Do you wear underwear when you try on swimsuits at stores? um...i don't try on swim suits
25. Are you submissive? not likely...more like dominant
26. Do you want a big house on a hill? depends on where the hill is and how big the house is
27. Are you the rebel in your family? lmao nahhh
28. Are you seriously warped? Do people run when they see you coming? me? warped?? no way. do people run? yeah but that just because i'm fugly
29. Have you reached a state of nirvana recently? recently? *thinks* not for a couple weeks no
30. Have you been through boot camp? kind of yes
31 have you ever pet moss. lol yeah
32. Are you aware of the affect you have on others? ...I have an effect on others? (keeps this one)
33. Would you eat a dead person if you were starving and had no other food? ...do they -have- to be dead?
34. What part of the body would you eat first? slice open the gut first
35. Do you sleep with an inflatable doll? no
36. Do you want to be mummified when you die? that would be kinda cool actually....*thinks about writing it down for burial*
37. Could you be a ventriloquist if you wanted to? no...don't know how to throw my voice
38. Have you ever laughed out loud during a funeral? yeah
39have you ever accidentally kicked your partner in the eye during the throes of passion? no
40. Do you talk to your hands when you are bored? no. I talk to the people in my head. (same)
41. Do you eat yellow snow? uh...ew
42. Have you ever had goldenseal tea? *blinks* i don't want to know...
43. Do you roam the streets after dark, scaring old women and priests? lmao yeah i used to
44. Have you always wanted to live inside a shoe with many, many children? eh?
45. Do you think Gemini’s change their minds too often? yeah
46. Do you bathe with a yellow rubber ducky? *sings Squeeze Toy*
47. Do you think people should be allowed to go barefoot in restaurants? why not
48.If it feels good, is it right? yuppers
2.Do you seek total world domination? uh...yeah? ALL HAIL GABRIEL!!!!
3.Have you ever built a fort out of chairs, couch cushions, and blankets? yeah...lotsa times
4.Do you believe monogamy is a true human instinct? not a chance
5.Have you ever tasted someone else's tears? yes
6.Can you do a back bend? um...maybe?
7.Are you more comfortable being naked in front of family members or complete strangers? i think i'd rather go completely nude in front of strangers
8.Have you ever seen a spider web glistening with morning dew? yeah
9.Do you ever awake early on a day off, only to realize you can sleep in if you want to? yeah...and it pisses me off
10.Has the tooth fairy ever visited you? yeah
11.Have you ever had heatstroke? yeah
12.Do you plan on going to college for more then four years? uh....no...i'm too old now to plunk 4 years on college
13.Do you have an oral fixation? i...guess
14.Do you continue eating even if you are full? ......yeah
15.Would you open your home to a homeless person with rotting teeth, lice, and festering sores? ...uh...dunno
16.Describe yourself in just one word. Gabriel
17.Can you make a really sad face that gets sympathy when there should otherwise be none? no
18.Have you ever seen a two headed snake? no
19.Are you afraid to scrub toilets? i don't do toilets
20.Have you ever had your third eye opened? yes...numerous times
21.If you were walking down the street and saw an open manhole, would you just have to look down into it? maybe, but i would spit in it
22.Would you like to be a pro wrestler for a day? when i was younger oh yeah...wanted to be the next Bret Hart or Jim Niedhart
23.Have you ever seen pictures of the man who made a miniature guillotine and used it to chop of his finger? damn...i missed something??
24. Do you wear underwear when you try on swimsuits at stores? um...i don't try on swim suits
25. Are you submissive? not likely...more like dominant
26. Do you want a big house on a hill? depends on where the hill is and how big the house is
27. Are you the rebel in your family? lmao nahhh
28. Are you seriously warped? Do people run when they see you coming? me? warped?? no way. do people run? yeah but that just because i'm fugly
29. Have you reached a state of nirvana recently? recently? *thinks* not for a couple weeks no
30. Have you been through boot camp? kind of yes
31 have you ever pet moss. lol yeah
32. Are you aware of the affect you have on others? ...I have an effect on others? (keeps this one)
33. Would you eat a dead person if you were starving and had no other food? ...do they -have- to be dead?
34. What part of the body would you eat first? slice open the gut first
35. Do you sleep with an inflatable doll? no
36. Do you want to be mummified when you die? that would be kinda cool actually....*thinks about writing it down for burial*
37. Could you be a ventriloquist if you wanted to? no...don't know how to throw my voice
38. Have you ever laughed out loud during a funeral? yeah
39have you ever accidentally kicked your partner in the eye during the throes of passion? no
40. Do you talk to your hands when you are bored? no. I talk to the people in my head. (same)
41. Do you eat yellow snow? uh...ew
42. Have you ever had goldenseal tea? *blinks* i don't want to know...
43. Do you roam the streets after dark, scaring old women and priests? lmao yeah i used to
44. Have you always wanted to live inside a shoe with many, many children? eh?
45. Do you think Gemini’s change their minds too often? yeah
46. Do you bathe with a yellow rubber ducky? *sings Squeeze Toy*
47. Do you think people should be allowed to go barefoot in restaurants? why not
48.If it feels good, is it right? yuppers