There is an art to being kind of a dick. HEAR ME OUT. You (well me) need to be a little bad sometimes to prevent the sort of bad that gets you arrested, yelled at by your mother or crying alone in a closet wondering where you went wrong.
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THE CLASSIC FACEBOOK CONFUSION: I've pulled this from the book of things I've done
Pick a friend (preferably one with a sense of humor... or one that doesn't check their facebook too often) and post a congratulatory message. It can be anything from "Hey! HAPPY BIRTHDAY" to "Congrats on the baby! Excited to be the godmother?!?!".
Generally speaking, nothing terrible comes of it people are confused and you generally get a few laughs from the responses.
Random musings I've enjoyed reading:
Having a Mental Illness and being an Entrepreneur My Grandma, the poisoner Question I am pondering(still): How does Vitamin C actually help your immune response?
Have been reading some fic, but mostly old rereads... you have to love the classics, no?