Midas is King...
I've decided that I'm the sort of sparkly that causes you to veer off the road and hit a deer which turns out to not actually be a deer, but a grizzly bear who proceeds to throw around your car a bit and ultimately leaves because you're boring... leaving you in a wreck of a car but happy because you're still alive.- This is horrifically grammatically incorrect.
!!! School starts in week. I am tragically unexcited about the whole prospect. There is that whole "what major should I be..." and homework and I can't bother my family as easily BUT there are some positives such as not being interrogated if I try to leave the house after 5pm.
I will be posting recs from both HP and Star Trek soon. I should also post my book recs as well... I SHOULD DO SO MANY THINGS!
Integrating Prisons?? I mean theoretically I knew that in prisons race/muscle/prettiness matters, but this just sounds bad
So last night I suggested that my family go out for ice cream just so we could get out of the house and walk around (Jeni's anyone? they have the best flavors like Pear Sorbet and Bourbon Pecan). My sister has soccer tryouts this week and thus opted to not eat; my mom never orders any food instead eats what everyone else orders; I can't even finish a kid ice cream so I ask for a few samples and enjoy; my dad got a scoop of ice cream. Afterward, my whole family yelled at me for making them go out because only my dad ordered ice cream and he has high cholesterol and shouldn't be eating it anyway!!
Well... I'm pretty sure my dad and sister were just making fun of me, but my mom was serious. My life = odd.
1. Bones is absolutely terrified of Joanna. He can’t stand the thought of her hating him in any way or being hurt. He never forgets to wish her on her birthday (even that one time there were breaking out of an alien prison Bones broke into the communications room and sent her a quick email message and then another message to the Enterprise to get them the hell out of there and also to have a stretcher ready because Jim broke his leg and was drugged and as a result was trying to prove to Bones that walking on his hands was faster…) and remembers all the trivial details about her life during the all too infrequent video calls. Perhaps terrified isn’t the right word… love might fit better.
2. Spock is the first man he kissed.
3. Chapel reminds Bones eerily of his mother. Sometimes when she snapped an order at one of the other nurses, he found himself moving to obey before realizing that he’s the CMO.
4. Contrary to popular belief, it’s not Jim who is the Sickbay’s most frequent visitor, but Sulu. Sure, when Jim get’s injured it’s often accompanied by copious amounts of blood and alien weapons, but it’s Sulu who holds the record for the most (medically valid) reasons to visit the Sickbay. Fencing and botany were dangerous hobbies to have (the most memorable time was when a plant managed to implant a seed in Sulu’s arm resulting in Sulu having to walk around for a week with a small tree growing out of his arm knobbier and greener than Chekov before they could figure out how to remove it without damaging the nerves).
5. Bones didn’t decide to be a doctor until he was a senior in high school. Before that he had wanted to be a Captain of a Starfleet ship. That changed when he took his first shuttle with his family to Risa. He vaguely remembers the distinct feeling of his stomach dropping out of his body before waking up in the New York airport with a doctor shining a light in his eye.
In college he realized that all the interesting things he thought Captain’s did were actually done by his staff and being a doctor was exactly what he had wanted all along.
6. Bones is the only one on the Enterprise who has ever seen Jim truly angry. After Bones was done setting three of Jim’s fingers he told Jim (in a very calm voice) that if Jim ever lost his temper again he would report to Starfleet command that Jim was unfit for duty even if it had only been at a wall. Bones had found one of his old psych text books and gave it to Jim to read in lieu of going to a therapist. Even after encountering warlords, slaves and everyone in between, he had never seen anyone whose anger burned as bright as Jim’s did that night.
7. One day Chekov, Scotty and Bones (only a little tipsy) decided to set a subroutine in Spock’s log so that it would replace “illogical” and “fascinating” with phrases like “Where’s me booty?” and “My blood is green like a pickled Toad!”. Bones had to think of all the phrases since Chekov and Scotty apparently conversed in math when drunk.
Jim was rather confused by Spock’s report the next day.
8. Uhura challenged him to not swear for a week. He won, but gave himself an ulcer.
9. Speaking of Uhura, he has had a minor crush on her since he met her when she brought Jim back to his room after a foam party. He had watched her smoke a cigarette (“I only smoke them when I need to sober up fast”), the lazy tendrils of white smoke curling up in front of her face. He watched her lips wrap around the cigarette for a few moments before he realized that she was talking. He checked on Jim (“I swear I didn’t take anything.” “Even at your age there is no way you can go with five different girls in a three hour time period!” “There might have been something in my drink…”) only to have him fall asleep a few minutes later with a dopey grin on his face. Though he had too much respect for her and Spock to try anything it made for a very awkward time when they were stripped, chained together, and stuffed in a closet by pirates.
Jim grinned like a loon for a week after finding them.
10. Bones hates sex pollen. He really does. The first time it was sort of amusing to watch the bridge crew squirm around in their seats for a shift.
The second time the pollen managed to get into the ventilation system and Bones had to deal with 300 plus patients coming in asking for things like lubricant and medical leave for the next day despite the fact that they had been exposed in very low doses and could likely ignore it if they had any sort of self control. Ten of those had severe allergic reactions and there were two Deltans who had to be restrained and put into a chemically induced coma because the pollen was affecting them rather strongly.
The third time Sulu and Jim are giving a tour of the botany labs to a group of Ambassadors when a hybrid plant spurted (there really was no other word for it) floaty white seeds into Jim’s face. Sulu screamed something about aphrodisiacs and shoved Jim out of the way. Jim stumbled back, knocking over a table of tools and plants onto the three unsuspecting ambassadors.
Sulu bent over to pick up the plant and frowned at what the label said before he set it back down (“Sorry Captain, I thought this was a different plant! This one is harmless…”)
Bones spent the following three hours picking out thorns, healing bruises, and dealing with three rather disgruntled Ambassadors.
The fourth time (Bones hates that the rule of three didn’t seem to apply in space) Jim opened a gift from an alien dignitary he had met at some diplomatic function or another and been exposed to illegal sex pheromones. Bones had to sit in the private room and watch as a restrained Jim rolled his hips into the biobed moaning as he came. The sheet slipped down revealing two dimples right above Jim’s ass. Bones leaned over and pulled the sheet back up only to spend the next half an hour watching it slowly move down as Jim’s breathing became more and more ragged and his hips rolled forward into the lubricated dermal regenerating sheets (After the sex pollen had struck for the second time Scotty, Sulu, Chekov and Chapel had developed the sheets for those who were most affected... he didn't question how they got the idea).
Yeah. Bones really hates sex pollen.
11. Jim is one of the few people who can make him laugh on a regular basis. It only became an issue when Chapel requests to take her shore leave at the same time as the rest of the main bridge crew. When he questioned her as to why she blushed and muttered something about a date with Sulu and keep it quiet or else. Since one senior medical officer had to remain on board at all times, he took the second wave of shore leave. He walked out of the shuttle feeling oddly out of place without Jim’s nagging presence. Spock apparently had also taken the second wave. They spend the shore leave playing increasingly drunk strip chess and pool. Bones managed to win over a hundred credits from pool (“I keep applying the wrong amount of force for the white ball to remain out of the pocket”). Then they talk. They talk about Jim, Uhura, things that you only tell people you don’t know too well lest they judge you. For the first time he was looking forward to come back onto the ship.
12. “Cupcake” and Bones are related. The last time they saw each other before Starfleet had been at the McCoy Family Reunion. Bones had been thirteen and Cupcake six. A few of their older boy relations were whispering about going down to the creek and meeting some girls from the town later that night. Bones, Cupcakes and several other younger boys had snuck out to spy on them. They waded through the creek only to discover (complete with much hysteria) that the creek had leeches. Uhura was the first person to wonder because she kept directing messages from a certain awesomegrandmamccoy@yahoo.com to both of them.
13. Bones has kissed Jim. Jim was telling him a story involving a Rabbi and a contortionist he had encountered in his youth. Five minutes later they are on the floor with Bones pushing up Jim’s command gold panting as though he’d just run a marathon. Bones pulled back in horror muttering apologies (when had he taken off his pants?) trying to remember what had happened. Jim grabbed his leg and looked at him with those fuckmeblue eyes his eyelids at half mast and pulled him down. Jim pressed a kiss along his jaw before running a finger over his lips and then kissing him. It’s too warm and his back is pressed against a boot, but damn if Bones can forget that kiss.
14. Joanna has visited the Enterprise. She was thirteen and they were supposed to be orbiting Earth for ten days. She and a friend (Kara? Carrie? He really should have read that whole message…) beamed up. McCoy had managed to see Joanna at least twice a year since his mission had started, but she was at the age where she was changing so fast he had to look twice before her face settled in his mind. She was going to be a heartbreaker that was for sure. After giving them an abbreviated tour they seemed to have gotten over the fact every guy was in uniform. Bones spent some time playing cards with them and finding out about what Joanna had been up to (with giggles and interjections from Kara). Then the red alert sounds and Jim’s voice came over the intercom informing them that they were going into warp in five seconds because there was an emergency on New Vulcan. Bones sighed heavily and quickly told them where the emergency shuttles were and to stay out of the way. The emergency turned out to of the diplomatic sort of and lacked phasers and photon beams (thank god, he wasn’t sure how he was going to explain the whole incident to Jocelyn to begin with). The girls spend a week exploring the sandy dunes with Jim and Bones.
15. Bones owns more socks (or at least did) than Jim. This resulted in an epic sock battle resulting in Jim dying all of his socks neon pink and owing Bones a week’s worth of blow jobs.
16. Bones has to take a recertification exam every five years to keep his license up to date. He and Chapel are gone for two weeks during which Jim goes on three exploratory missions, mediated a dispute between two warring tribes, attended a diplomatic function, and wrote the most heinous messages to Bones every night. Bones was unsure how they weren’t being caught by the porn filters. Every night Bones had to spend an extra half an hour in the shower trying to recover from the messages. Naturally, the minute Bones stepped off the transporter pad, the Enterprise gave an unearthly shudder and the red alert sounded. If he didn’t know better he would swear Jim was trying to keep him as sexually frustrated as possible.
17. Seventeen is the number of people in the world that Bones truly cares about.
Ooh, and for the first time in a very long time I rewatched a movie in a theater! My mom kept hearing about Star Trek (even though she refused to see it when my dad, sister and I went) and wanted me to take her! I was shocked that it was epic even the second time I saw it! I mean not many movies manage to pull that off. Also, this time I totally saw the appeal of Pike... Pike should get cupcakes for dealing with Kirk:)
I love A Very Potter Musical... IT MAKES MY LIFE BETTER!!!
♥
!!! School starts in week. I am tragically unexcited about the whole prospect. There is that whole "what major should I be..." and homework and I can't bother my family as easily BUT there are some positives such as not being interrogated if I try to leave the house after 5pm.
I will be posting recs from both HP and Star Trek soon. I should also post my book recs as well... I SHOULD DO SO MANY THINGS!
Integrating Prisons?? I mean theoretically I knew that in prisons race/muscle/prettiness matters, but this just sounds bad
So last night I suggested that my family go out for ice cream just so we could get out of the house and walk around (Jeni's anyone? they have the best flavors like Pear Sorbet and Bourbon Pecan). My sister has soccer tryouts this week and thus opted to not eat; my mom never orders any food instead eats what everyone else orders; I can't even finish a kid ice cream so I ask for a few samples and enjoy; my dad got a scoop of ice cream. Afterward, my whole family yelled at me for making them go out because only my dad ordered ice cream and he has high cholesterol and shouldn't be eating it anyway!!
Well... I'm pretty sure my dad and sister were just making fun of me, but my mom was serious. My life = odd.
1. Bones is absolutely terrified of Joanna. He can’t stand the thought of her hating him in any way or being hurt. He never forgets to wish her on her birthday (even that one time there were breaking out of an alien prison Bones broke into the communications room and sent her a quick email message and then another message to the Enterprise to get them the hell out of there and also to have a stretcher ready because Jim broke his leg and was drugged and as a result was trying to prove to Bones that walking on his hands was faster…) and remembers all the trivial details about her life during the all too infrequent video calls. Perhaps terrified isn’t the right word… love might fit better.
2. Spock is the first man he kissed.
3. Chapel reminds Bones eerily of his mother. Sometimes when she snapped an order at one of the other nurses, he found himself moving to obey before realizing that he’s the CMO.
4. Contrary to popular belief, it’s not Jim who is the Sickbay’s most frequent visitor, but Sulu. Sure, when Jim get’s injured it’s often accompanied by copious amounts of blood and alien weapons, but it’s Sulu who holds the record for the most (medically valid) reasons to visit the Sickbay. Fencing and botany were dangerous hobbies to have (the most memorable time was when a plant managed to implant a seed in Sulu’s arm resulting in Sulu having to walk around for a week with a small tree growing out of his arm knobbier and greener than Chekov before they could figure out how to remove it without damaging the nerves).
5. Bones didn’t decide to be a doctor until he was a senior in high school. Before that he had wanted to be a Captain of a Starfleet ship. That changed when he took his first shuttle with his family to Risa. He vaguely remembers the distinct feeling of his stomach dropping out of his body before waking up in the New York airport with a doctor shining a light in his eye.
In college he realized that all the interesting things he thought Captain’s did were actually done by his staff and being a doctor was exactly what he had wanted all along.
6. Bones is the only one on the Enterprise who has ever seen Jim truly angry. After Bones was done setting three of Jim’s fingers he told Jim (in a very calm voice) that if Jim ever lost his temper again he would report to Starfleet command that Jim was unfit for duty even if it had only been at a wall. Bones had found one of his old psych text books and gave it to Jim to read in lieu of going to a therapist. Even after encountering warlords, slaves and everyone in between, he had never seen anyone whose anger burned as bright as Jim’s did that night.
7. One day Chekov, Scotty and Bones (only a little tipsy) decided to set a subroutine in Spock’s log so that it would replace “illogical” and “fascinating” with phrases like “Where’s me booty?” and “My blood is green like a pickled Toad!”. Bones had to think of all the phrases since Chekov and Scotty apparently conversed in math when drunk.
Jim was rather confused by Spock’s report the next day.
8. Uhura challenged him to not swear for a week. He won, but gave himself an ulcer.
9. Speaking of Uhura, he has had a minor crush on her since he met her when she brought Jim back to his room after a foam party. He had watched her smoke a cigarette (“I only smoke them when I need to sober up fast”), the lazy tendrils of white smoke curling up in front of her face. He watched her lips wrap around the cigarette for a few moments before he realized that she was talking. He checked on Jim (“I swear I didn’t take anything.” “Even at your age there is no way you can go with five different girls in a three hour time period!” “There might have been something in my drink…”) only to have him fall asleep a few minutes later with a dopey grin on his face. Though he had too much respect for her and Spock to try anything it made for a very awkward time when they were stripped, chained together, and stuffed in a closet by pirates.
Jim grinned like a loon for a week after finding them.
10. Bones hates sex pollen. He really does. The first time it was sort of amusing to watch the bridge crew squirm around in their seats for a shift.
The second time the pollen managed to get into the ventilation system and Bones had to deal with 300 plus patients coming in asking for things like lubricant and medical leave for the next day despite the fact that they had been exposed in very low doses and could likely ignore it if they had any sort of self control. Ten of those had severe allergic reactions and there were two Deltans who had to be restrained and put into a chemically induced coma because the pollen was affecting them rather strongly.
The third time Sulu and Jim are giving a tour of the botany labs to a group of Ambassadors when a hybrid plant spurted (there really was no other word for it) floaty white seeds into Jim’s face. Sulu screamed something about aphrodisiacs and shoved Jim out of the way. Jim stumbled back, knocking over a table of tools and plants onto the three unsuspecting ambassadors.
Sulu bent over to pick up the plant and frowned at what the label said before he set it back down (“Sorry Captain, I thought this was a different plant! This one is harmless…”)
Bones spent the following three hours picking out thorns, healing bruises, and dealing with three rather disgruntled Ambassadors.
The fourth time (Bones hates that the rule of three didn’t seem to apply in space) Jim opened a gift from an alien dignitary he had met at some diplomatic function or another and been exposed to illegal sex pheromones. Bones had to sit in the private room and watch as a restrained Jim rolled his hips into the biobed moaning as he came. The sheet slipped down revealing two dimples right above Jim’s ass. Bones leaned over and pulled the sheet back up only to spend the next half an hour watching it slowly move down as Jim’s breathing became more and more ragged and his hips rolled forward into the lubricated dermal regenerating sheets (After the sex pollen had struck for the second time Scotty, Sulu, Chekov and Chapel had developed the sheets for those who were most affected... he didn't question how they got the idea).
Yeah. Bones really hates sex pollen.
11. Jim is one of the few people who can make him laugh on a regular basis. It only became an issue when Chapel requests to take her shore leave at the same time as the rest of the main bridge crew. When he questioned her as to why she blushed and muttered something about a date with Sulu and keep it quiet or else. Since one senior medical officer had to remain on board at all times, he took the second wave of shore leave. He walked out of the shuttle feeling oddly out of place without Jim’s nagging presence. Spock apparently had also taken the second wave. They spend the shore leave playing increasingly drunk strip chess and pool. Bones managed to win over a hundred credits from pool (“I keep applying the wrong amount of force for the white ball to remain out of the pocket”). Then they talk. They talk about Jim, Uhura, things that you only tell people you don’t know too well lest they judge you. For the first time he was looking forward to come back onto the ship.
12. “Cupcake” and Bones are related. The last time they saw each other before Starfleet had been at the McCoy Family Reunion. Bones had been thirteen and Cupcake six. A few of their older boy relations were whispering about going down to the creek and meeting some girls from the town later that night. Bones, Cupcakes and several other younger boys had snuck out to spy on them. They waded through the creek only to discover (complete with much hysteria) that the creek had leeches. Uhura was the first person to wonder because she kept directing messages from a certain awesomegrandmamccoy@yahoo.com to both of them.
13. Bones has kissed Jim. Jim was telling him a story involving a Rabbi and a contortionist he had encountered in his youth. Five minutes later they are on the floor with Bones pushing up Jim’s command gold panting as though he’d just run a marathon. Bones pulled back in horror muttering apologies (when had he taken off his pants?) trying to remember what had happened. Jim grabbed his leg and looked at him with those fuckmeblue eyes his eyelids at half mast and pulled him down. Jim pressed a kiss along his jaw before running a finger over his lips and then kissing him. It’s too warm and his back is pressed against a boot, but damn if Bones can forget that kiss.
14. Joanna has visited the Enterprise. She was thirteen and they were supposed to be orbiting Earth for ten days. She and a friend (Kara? Carrie? He really should have read that whole message…) beamed up. McCoy had managed to see Joanna at least twice a year since his mission had started, but she was at the age where she was changing so fast he had to look twice before her face settled in his mind. She was going to be a heartbreaker that was for sure. After giving them an abbreviated tour they seemed to have gotten over the fact every guy was in uniform. Bones spent some time playing cards with them and finding out about what Joanna had been up to (with giggles and interjections from Kara). Then the red alert sounds and Jim’s voice came over the intercom informing them that they were going into warp in five seconds because there was an emergency on New Vulcan. Bones sighed heavily and quickly told them where the emergency shuttles were and to stay out of the way. The emergency turned out to of the diplomatic sort of and lacked phasers and photon beams (thank god, he wasn’t sure how he was going to explain the whole incident to Jocelyn to begin with). The girls spend a week exploring the sandy dunes with Jim and Bones.
15. Bones owns more socks (or at least did) than Jim. This resulted in an epic sock battle resulting in Jim dying all of his socks neon pink and owing Bones a week’s worth of blow jobs.
16. Bones has to take a recertification exam every five years to keep his license up to date. He and Chapel are gone for two weeks during which Jim goes on three exploratory missions, mediated a dispute between two warring tribes, attended a diplomatic function, and wrote the most heinous messages to Bones every night. Bones was unsure how they weren’t being caught by the porn filters. Every night Bones had to spend an extra half an hour in the shower trying to recover from the messages. Naturally, the minute Bones stepped off the transporter pad, the Enterprise gave an unearthly shudder and the red alert sounded. If he didn’t know better he would swear Jim was trying to keep him as sexually frustrated as possible.
17. Seventeen is the number of people in the world that Bones truly cares about.
Ooh, and for the first time in a very long time I rewatched a movie in a theater! My mom kept hearing about Star Trek (even though she refused to see it when my dad, sister and I went) and wanted me to take her! I was shocked that it was epic even the second time I saw it! I mean not many movies manage to pull that off. Also, this time I totally saw the appeal of Pike... Pike should get cupcakes for dealing with Kirk:)
I love A Very Potter Musical... IT MAKES MY LIFE BETTER!!!
♥